[Intro — spoken, presidential swagger] Ladies and gentlemen… They said the bird couldn't fly. Very sad. They were wrong. (BAWK!) [808 Drop] [Hook] CHUMP it up, CHUMP it up, Green candle — pump it up. Whole damn coop going up, Paper hands? Not one of us. CHUMP it up, CHUMP it up, Dip came down — we ate it up. Gold bird walking, chest puffed up, You wanted gains? CHUMP it up. (BAWK! BAWK!) [Verse 1] Walk in the market, feathers all gold, Chart looking cold but the Chumps still hold. Red on the screen? That's breakfast, son, We don't fear dips — we season 'em. Locked in the coop, billion in supply, Everybody asking how the chicken got high. Didn't cross roads, crossed resistance instead, Green candle standing three coops ahead. They said, “Take profit.” I said, “Maybe.” They said, “Sell.” That's crazy. Diamond wattle shining when the market gets shaky, Whole flock moving and the bears getting angry. [Pre-Hook] Bawk once for the holders, Bawk twice for the pump, Bawk three times— You already know. CHUMP. [Hook] CHUMP it up, CHUMP it up, Green candle — pump it up. Whole damn coop going up, Paper hands? Not one of us. CHUMP it up, CHUMP it up, Dip came down — we ate it up. Gold bird walking, chest puffed up, You wanted gains? CHUMP it up. [Verse 2] Executive order: HODL the line. State of the Coop? Doing just fine. Bears want smoke but the bird won't hide, One wing gold and the chart worldwide. No lame ducks when the Chumps arrive, Red candle talking but it won't survive. Resistance ahead? Then open the gate. Price discovery— Make it great. I got Chumps in the front, Chumps in the back, Chumps watching candles like— “Look at that.” Whole flock quiet when the breakout hits… Then— BAWK! There it is. [Breakdown — beat strips back] A chicken in every wallet. Green candles on every chart. And absolutely… positively… no paper hands. (pause) Very weak hands. Terrible hands. [808 Drop / Final Hook] CHUMP it up, CHUMP it up, Green candle — pump it up. Whole damn coop going up, Paper hands? Not one of us. CHUMP it up, CHUMP it up, Dip came down — we ate it up. Gold bird walking, chest puffed up— CHUMP. CHUMP. CHUMP IT UP. (BAWK!) [Outro] Make the chart green again. CC21B. Cult de Chump. Bawk.
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