[Verse] I know you told me that you miss me But you're too far away I've been trying to stay busy I hope you have a lovely day I took a cucumber from the garden It was big as a baguette Then I slid it in my back door As I wiggled on my bed [Verse] And now I'm thinking about water sports As I'm watching in my panties And I can't take anymore As I'm taking my undies off [Chorus] I let it all go I let it all spray I didn't go dry I'm putting on a show I let it spray all over the hay I took its full load I didn't go dry I'm putting on a show [Verse] And now I'm back on the wrist My best squirt is I see my boyfriend then my girlfriend I'm back on the wrist [Bridge] And then I got a call From a girl named Jade She said "Hey Baby I'm a little late" [Verse] I said "Jade I think you have the wrong number" She said "I don't think so 'Cause I know you took my underwear And you've been sniffing my clothes" [Verse] so i got my buzzing little friend put it on my bean and made a waterfall like Niagara as he walked in the door i saw his trouser snake grow i ripped off his trousers and rubbed in the baby oil and we did doggy till i squirted again we switched places before he cream pied me i squirted so hard he fell on the floor [Chorus] [Verse] so we jumped in his truck drove down to his farm ran into the cornfields rolled around like crocs but i pounced on him like a cowgirl i put on his hat and rode him till i squirted he put me on my back pulled apart my legs and dived right in lickin' on my bean till screamed and squirted all over his face [Chorus]
