[intro] "Who in the Nine Hells are you?" [chorus] We are the ones that come from Waterdeep. Our gang is fun and can't be beat. We have a mix of might and magic, (music too). If you mess with us it will be bad for you. [verse 1] She's the dancer, watch her and relax. *whistle* He's the rogue that stabs you in the back. She's the wise one, always with a word. He's the druid, and that's his bird. *whistle* We seek fortune, fame and retribution. If you've a problem, we're the resolution. These streets are dirty because of the pollution. But we'll shake things up and make a new solution. [chorus] We are the ones that come from Waterdeep. Our gang is fun and can't be beat. We have a mix of might and magic, (music too). If you mess with us it will be bad for you. [verse 2] Drizzt Do’Urden, step aside, We'll take it from here. Xanathar killed your bride? Here hold my beer. Flying monks, goblin drunks, Charging trolls, kenku punks. We save the nobles in the dumps. We free your ladies and smack those chumps. [chorus] We are the ones that come from Waterdeep. Our gang is fun and can't be beat. We have a mix of might and magic, (music too). If you mess with us it will be bad for you. [bridge] You got wizards? We got them too. You got thugs? We'll drop them fools. You got imps? Well I don't see any. You got a flayer? We got a slayer. [outro] I hope by now you know who we are, Waterdeep doesn't stand a chance. We will rise to the top like a star, And make you poop in your pants. (what? ew) (gross)
