[Verse 1] Five parts per million Blinking on the wall Something in the basement Started making calls Temperature dropping Condensation in the flue Information sticker screaming There is work to do [Pre-Chorus] I picked up the phone I invited the scare A van full of tools Was headed out there [Chorus] Furnace repairs Down in the lair One mouth talking Two eyes stare Furnace repairs Mechanical prayers A new blower spinning At the bottom of the stairs [Verse 2] He came to the door With a normal human face That was the first sign Something was out of place Glasses on his eyes Words in his head He looked at the furnace And calmly said I’ll need to install A brand-new blower I said OK But my heartbeat got lower [Chorus] Furnace repairs Down in the lair One mouth talking Two eyes stare Furnace repairs Mechanical prayers A new blower spinning At the bottom of the stairs [Bridge] Click, clank Test that flame Click, clank Say my name Zero point zero On the screen The cleanest horror I’ve ever seen [Final Chorus] Furnace repairs The danger was gone But the van went zoom Across the lawn Furnace repairs The reading was clean But something got loose In the brain machine
