[Verse] I'm floatin' in this rubber boat Paddle gone and dreams remote Golden stream my nervous moat Up piss creek without a motor vote [Verse 2] Wind ain't friendly won't you see Life's a mess when you gotta pee Splashin' woes across the sea Laughin' hard til I'm filled with glee [Chorus] Peed in the rubber boat once again River's laughter drowns my pain No paddle no shame I'm the king of plain Driftin' along in my wet domain [Verse 3] Sun beats down my skin's on fire Sweat and pee my new attire Frequent stops my only desire Bouncing hard as I conspire [Bridge] Boobs in the wind I'm feelin' exposed Nature's call ain't ever closed Laughin' loud my spirit's composed Up piss creek my story disclosed [Verse 4] People stare they don't understand Rubber boat life ain't so bland Midstream dance my folk band Motor boat dreams washed from my hand
