[Intro] ❓❓❓ ❓❓❓ (static… glitch… buzz…) [Verse 1] 7 AM and I already feel dead 😴 Alarm clock screaming in my head ⏰ Bed saying “stay”, world saying “go” 😡 I’m moving slow like a zombie show 🧟 Hair’s a mess, brain won’t load 💭 Standing there with a toothbrush froze 🪥 If you talk, I might explode 💥 I ain’t human ‘til the coffee flows ☕ [Pre-Chorus] Don’t say a word, don’t look my way 🙅♂️ I got nothing nice to say 😤 Heartbeat running on delay… ‘Til caffeine saves my day ☕ [Chorus 1] I’m so grouchy in the morning light 😡🌅 Everything just feels like a fight 💢 Need that coffee in my veins right now ☕ Or I swear I’ll burn it down 🔥 From sleepy to psycho real quick 😴➡️🤬 Whole damn mood just flips like this One good sip and I’m alright 😊 But ‘til then don’t test my bite 🐍 No coffee, no me ☕ No coffee, no me ☕ [Verse 2] Alarm got snoozed like 20 times 📱 Now I’m late but I don’t mind 😵 Shirt’s inside out, who cares today 👕 Matching socks are overrated anyway 🧦 Burnt my toast, dropped my spoon 🍞 Brain still stuck in yesterday’s noon 🌀 Walking circles in my room Need that coffee coming soon ☕ No coffee, no me ☕ No coffee, no me ☕ [Verse 3] Sunlight hitting like a personal attack 🌅😡 Eyes still closed, I ain’t built for that Kitchen tiles cold on my bare feet 🧊 Every step feels like defeat 😴 Kettle screaming like it knows my pain 😩 Coffee taking forever again Staring holes through the machine ☕ “Move faster” if you know what I mean 😤 No coffee, no me ☕ No coffee, no me ☕ [Verse 4] Dog barking once, yeah I let it slide 🐕 Dog keeps going—now I’m dead inside 😡 Dog barking like it pays no rent 🐕 Patience already 100% spent 😤 Pour that cup like it’s liquid gold ☕✨ Hands steady but my soul’s still cold First sip hits, now I can exist 😮💨 Back from the dead—don’t ruin this 😤 No coffee, no me ☕ No coffee, no me ☕ [Chorus 2] I was grouchy in the morning light 😡🌅 Everything was feeling like a fight 💢 Now that coffee in my veins kicked in ☕ Throw this mood in the garbage bin🔥 From zombie to human really fast 😴➡️⚡ Just hope this caffiene fuckin lasts☕ One more sip and im feeling alright 😊 Okay fine—you can talk, but don't fight😤 No coffee, no me ☕ No coffee, no me ☕ [Bridge] ❓❓❓ (glitch in my brain) ❓❓❓ (say that again) No coffee, no me, no sanity ☕ [Outro] Okay… I’m good now 😌 World don’t suck somehow Sorry I was mean before 😅 Just needed coffee… maybe four ☕☕☕☕
