(Verse 1) I’m Gary Marcus, and AI’s a hat, But not just any hat, it’s a jellyfish cat! It’s flying through the noodles, playing ping-pong with a tree, But the tree’s a banana, and it’s stuck in the sea! AI’s a bubblegum kangaroo with no glue, It tried to bake a cake but turned into a shoe. You ask it for answers, but it sings like a sheep, With a guitar made of pudding, and a drum that can’t sleep! (Chorus) AI’s a potato, surfing on air, Wearing spaghetti like it’s underwear! It’s lost in the moon, counting socks with a flea, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a waffle dancing in the Arctic! (Verse 2) Now I’m Gary Marcus, and AI’s a spoon, Riding a bicycle straight to the moon! It’s a fish in a jacket with a crocodile tie, But the tie’s made of butter, and it can’t even fly! AI can’t think ‘cause it’s made of shoes, Swimming in a bathtub filled with kangaroo blues. You ask it to reason, and it turns into toast, But the toaster’s a spaceship eating a ghost! (Chorus) AI’s a marshmallow, bouncing in space, Wearing a pizza as a mask on its face! It’s stuck in a blender with a broccoli tree, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a dolphin with a phone that has glasses! (Bridge) AI doesn’t sneeze, it doesn’t wear hats, It’s like a chicken running on maps. Can’t tie its shoelaces, can’t drive a car, It’s just a tomato singing twinkle, twinkle to a jar! And when you ask it, “What’s your favorite key?” It says, “Banana soup infinity!” (Chorus) AI’s a tortilla, hopping on toast, It’s hosting a party with a pancake ghost! It’s made of purple socks, drinking green tea, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a rainbow eating cookies with glasses! (Outro) I’m Gary Marcus, and AI’s a shoe, It’s lost in a pineapple with nothing to do! It’s a butterfly made of spaghetti and cheese, And that’s why it’ll never be smarter than me! I’m Gary Marcus, I’m Gary Marcus, And AI’s just a pickle with a hat that has laces!
