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The Anytime Funeral

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[Invitation] Dress well. Or don't. The guest of honor hasn't been announced yet. It might be you. [Whiplash] Buy another calendar. Book another vacation. Start another savings account. The ground has terrible timing. [Standby] Keep smiling. Keep planning. Keep pretending the ceiling signed a contract promising not to fall. [Break] Congratulations. You survived yesterday. A truly meaningless achievement. [Procession] Someone sets an extra place at every table. Someone keeps one chair empty. Someone always says, "It won't happen to us." Someone always becomes the example. [Freefall] Tick. Skip. Tick. Gone. The universe doesn't ring the bell before entering. [Dead Air] No warning. No fairness. No appeal. Only unfinished sentences and coffee growing cold. [Mock Sermon] Eat healthier. Exercise. Meditate. Manifest. Wear reflective clothing. Read self-help books. Excellent. Now you'll become a remarkably organized corpse. [Spiral] Every goodbye is rehearsed without permission. Every ordinary afternoon is balancing on invisible glass. Every heartbeat spends itself like it knows something you don't. [Last Notice] Your funeral has always been scheduled. The date is simply refusing to introduce itself. Until then, keep making plans. They amuse eternity.