(Intro) (Old-school record scratch) AYO! AYO! Who the hell put me on this plantation?! (Horse neighs — WHINNY!) Master said I gotta work?! Man, FUCK THIS JOB! (Whip crack — PA-CHOW!) Yes, sir! I’m clocked in! HAHAHAHA! (Verse 1) KKK, cracker cracking that whip, Master got me working, man, this shit ain’t it! Sun coming up, got my back all sore, Boss man yelling, “GET BACK ON THE FLOOR!” I’m picking up cotton, he’s picking up checks, I’m breaking my back while he’s counting his stacks! Got a hole in my shoe and a rock in my sock, Boss got a mansion, I got a cardboard box! (Cash register — KA-CHING!) He said, “Boy, get moving, don’t you stop!” I said, “Boss, I’m tired, can I take a lunch stop?” He said, “Lunch? You better get back to the field!” I said, “Motherfucker, this ain’t a fair deal!” (Record scratch) (Pre-Chorus) Whip goes crack, my knees go weak, Boss man hasn’t let me sleep all week! I’m sweating like a pig in the summertime heat, Got two left feet and no shoes on my feet! (Ad-lib: “SOMEBODY CALL HR!”) (Chorus) KKK! CRACK THAT WHIP! Master got me working, I ain’t got no tip! HEY! HEY! Let me go! I’ve been working since the buffalo! Crack! Crack! What the fuck?! Boss man riding in a brand-new truck! I’m out here broke, he’s living rich, Man, somebody come and fix this shit! (Crowd chanting: “LET HIM REST! LET HIM REST!”) (Verse 2) Boss got a whip, I got a blister, He got a secretary, I got a sister! He got a Rolex, I got a rock, He got a mansion, I got a shack! He said, “Work harder, boy, don’t be lazy!” I said, “This damn job is driving me crazy!” He got a big plate, I got a small bite, He sleeps like a baby, I work all night! (Snoring sound — ZZZZZ) I asked for a raise, he gave me a shovel, Said, “Keep on digging, don’t cause no trouble!” I asked for vacation, he laughed in my face, Said, “You can take a break when you’re out of this place!” (Evil laughter — HAHAHA!) Man, I’m about to quit this bitch, Take my little sack and go find me a ditch! I’m running away, got my feet on the ground, Boss looking stupid while I’m leaving this town! (Pre-Chorus) Whip goes crack, my knees go weak, Boss man hasn’t let me sleep all week! I’m sweating like a pig in the summertime heat, Got two left feet and no shoes on my feet! (Ad-lib: “I WANT MY PAYCHECK!”) (Chorus) KKK! CRACK THAT WHIP! Master got me working, I ain’t got no tip! HEY! HEY! Let me go! I’ve been working since the buffalo! Crack! Crack! What the fuck?! Boss man riding in a brand-new truck! I’m out here broke, he’s living rich, Man, somebody come and fix this shit! (Crowd chanting: “LET HIM REST! LET HIM REST!”) (Bridge) (Beat slows down. Sad piano.) Dear Lord, please hear my prayer, I’m tired of working with this boss unfair. My hands are hurting, my back is done, And this motherfucker says we ain’t begun! (Beat stops.) WAIT A MINUTE! I JUST CHECKED MY PAY?! (Cash register error — BUZZZZ!) THIRTY-FIVE CENTS?! (Long silence.) NAH. I’M QUITTING! (Beat explodes with distorted bass.) (Outro) KKK! KKK! (Record scratch) Cracker cracking that whip! Master got me working! I ain’t getting paid! I’m going on strike! (Crowd screams: “STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!”) Boss man calling! I’m not answering! (Phone rings — BZZT! BZZT!) Fuck that job! (Horse neighs.) **YEEEE-HAW! END!**
