# CHAINSAW GUN [INTRO – mechanical countdown, cheap synth alarm] One! Two! Three! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? [VERSE 1 – clipped robotic vocal] Chainsaw gun! Ninja-in-a-box! Lava cannon melting all the clocks! Radioactive vegetables glowing in the sun! Nobody asked for any of this— BUT LOOK! WE MADE ONE! [CHORUS – manic group chant] CHAINSAW GUN! CHAINSAW GUN! Everybody duck— HERE IT COMES! Porcupine! Pillowcase! Terrible idea in a terrible place! [VERSE 2 – bass gets heavier] BFKGFWGB! BIG! FUCKING! KNIFE GUN! FILLED WITH— GUN BOMBS! Nobody knows what that means! GOOD! [BREAK – everything stops] Wait. Is that a catapult? [EXPLOSION OF MUSIC] CATAPULT THAT CATAPULTS CATAPULTS OF SHARPENED KITTENS! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! [CHORUS – faster] CHAINSAW GUN! NINJA BOX! LAVA CANNON! BURN THE CLOCKS! VEGETABLES! PORCUPINE! EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE! [BRIDGE – sinister whisper] Polar bear... Laser-beam eyes... Blowtorch rocket... Oh, Jesus Christ. [FINAL BUILD – increasingly frantic] Landmines! Shooting grenades! Filled with orbiting flamethrowers! Flying everywhere as shrapnel! WITH— MULTI! PURPOSE! BULLETS!!! [OUTRO – total musical collapse] IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! [abrupt silence] ...meow.
