
Verse 1: Come take a trip to Newfoundland, where the names are quite a treat, From Dildo to Come By Chance, we’ve got towns that can't be beat, In Heart's Content, we’re smiling, and in Heart’s Desire, we’re grand, But when you reach Heart's Delight, you’ll know you’re in the promised land. Chorus: Oh, Newfoundland, with names so grand, it’s a place that’s full of cheer, From Nicky’s Nose to Joe Batt’s Arm, there’s no shortage of laughs be here, We’ll visit Blow Me Down, and have a laugh in Witless Bay, In Newfoundland, the names are grand, and the fun is here to stay. Verse 2: We’ll head to Conception Harbour, where the jokes are never thin, And over to Spread Eagle, where the grins just never end, In Tickle Cove, we’ll giggle, and in Tilting, we’ll stand tall, From Happy Adventure to Hibb's Hole, we’ll have a newfie ball. Chorus: Oh, Newfoundland, with names so grand, it’s a place that’s full of cheer, From Nicky’s Nose to Joe Batt’s Arm, there’s no shortage of laughs here, We’ll visit Blow Me Down, and have a laugh in Witless Bay, In Newfoundland, the names are grand, and the fun is here to stay. Bridge: Come By Chance, it’s not by chance, we’ve got names that make you smile, In Cupids, love is in the air, it’s the Newfoundland rompin style, Down in Random Island, we’ll find joy in every nook, And when we’re in Bonavista, we’ll take a second scenic look. Verse 3: Now, don’t forget old Goobies, or the charm of Gander town, In Fortune, we feel lucky, and in Paradise, we’re never down, In Herring Neck, we’ll have a laugh, and in Twillingate, we’ll oh so cheer, From St. John’s to Fogo Island, every name is dear. Chorus: Oh, Newfoundland, with names so grand, it’s a place that’s full of cheer, From Nicky’s Nose to Joe Batt’s Arm, there’s no shortage of laughs here, We’ll visit Blow Me Down, and have a laugh in Witless Bay, In Newfoundland, the names are grand, and the fun is here to stay. Outro: So let’s raise a glass to Newfoundland, where the names are quite the show, In this land of quirky places, our love continues to grow, From east to west, we’ll laugh and jest, in every little town, Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland, you’ll never let us down!

