(Intro) (Heavy acoustic riff kicks in, layered with a massive, stomping hip-hop drum beat) (Radio static sound effect, tuning to a country station) Daddy Sloth Productions! Keeping it raw. For the B100 morning show, y'all. Lucy, keep the beat! (Verse 1) Strait outta Parmesan, a crazy hitmaker named Tom From a label called DSP dropping the bomb! When the rind's off, I get the knife out Squeeze the cheddar, it’s bringing the life out You too, boy, if you mess with the Brie B100’s gonna have to come and get me! Off the block, that’s how I’m going out For the cheese fest, showing what I’m all about! Gouda, Swiss, or the pepper jack slice When I'm on the mic, yeah I’m melting it nice. (Chorus) (Guitars get heavy, distortion kicks in) Strait outta Parmesan! Yeah, we bringing the flavor, we bringing the heat! Strait outta Parmesan! Got that Mish-ee-an-uh flavor right here on the street! Strait outta Parmesan! (Verse 2) Brittany Bailey on the dial, setting up the scene Straight up dairy, the freshest you’ve seen I’m a manufacturer of the macaroni gold Serving up the provolone, never getting old! If you want the sharpest, step up to the plate Daddy Sloth in the kitchen, and it’s tasting great I don't give a single ounce about the lactose When the beat drops heavy, I’m doing the most! We grating it up, from the mild to the sharp Hitting every single note like a heavy metal harp. (Bridge) (The beat drops out. Just a slow, heavy, Disturbed-style drum stomp and a single bass line) Yeah, they thought it was a joke... But I'm slicing through the block. Aged to perfection, taking over the clock. From the mild to the wild, yeah we melting it down! DSP and B100 taking over the town! (Drum fill builds up fast, getting louder and louder) I SAID WE TAKING OVER THE TOWN! (Chorus) (Everything kicks back in at 110% energy) Strait outta Parmesan! Yeah, we bringing the flavor, we bringing the heat! Strait outta Parmesan! Got that Mish-ee-an-uh flavor right here on the street! Strait outta Parmesan! (Outro) (Beat strips down to just the kick drum and a single acoustic guitar strum) Yeah. You wanted my people to call your people. Well, DSP is in the building. Elkhart to the cheese fest. B100. Let's eat.
