{BLACKBROOK FORGE STYLE} Outlaw Country, Dark Heavy Rock, Dark Viking Ritual, Steampunk, Horror Carnival, Dark Trap, Industrial Blues, Gothic Americana. Slow-burn groove, heavy bass, outlaw guitars, steam-powered percussion, Nordic war drums, carnival organ accents, mechanical clanks, distant choirs, deep 808 pulse, forge ambience, chain rattles, subtle glitch textures. {Female Lead A: Ruckus Blitz} Playful chaotic street-carnival cadence, mischievous, theatrical, exaggerated delivery, wild laughter, reckless confidence, energetic and unpredictable. {Female Lead B: Rivet Blitz} Confident inventor, clever, lower and steadier delivery, dry humor, calm sarcasm, intelligent and composed even during disasters. {Chorus: Both Sisters} Big singalong energy, rowdy tavern chaos, call-and-response attitude. {Intro} Steam hiss. Gear clicks. Forge fire. Distant carnival bell. Narrator: The Guild has rules. The Blitz Sisters have suggestions. [Verse 1 – Rivet] I built a bridge from iron teeth Three gears wide across the creek Worked just fine for thirty days Till somebody touched the brakes Now they're yellin' Now they're runnin' Now they're blamin' my machine Funny thing is If they'd listened They'd still have all thirteen [Pre-Chorus] One more meeting One more plan One more warning No one understands [Chorus] Don't tell the sisters Don't let 'em know Last time they helped Half the north caught smoke Don't tell the sisters Lock every door If Rivet's got a blueprint Ruckus brought war Whoa-oh Here they come again Whoa-oh We're all dead, my friend [Verse 2 – Ruckus] They said "Don't touch that barrel" So naturally I did Then they said "Don't light a torch" So naturally I lit Then somebody yelled "RUCKUS RUN!" I laughed and grabbed my axe If we're gonna make mistakes Might as well make 'em facts [Pre-Chorus] One more warning One more speech One more thing Just out of reach [Chorus] Don't tell the sisters Don't let 'em know Last time they helped Half the north caught smoke Don't tell the sisters Lock every door If Rivet's got a blueprint Ruckus brought war Whoa-oh Here they come again Whoa-oh We're all dead, my friend [Bridge] Guildmaster's got a headache Blacksmith wants a drink Half the hall is placing bets On what the sisters break this week Steel and steam Fire and noise Two grown women Making terrible choices [Breakdown] {Dark Trap Beat + Industrial Forge Impacts} Rivet: Technically... The machine worked. Ruckus: Technically... The building didn't. {Laughing} [Final Chorus] Don't tell the sisters Too late, we're here One brought gears One brought fear Don't tell the sisters Hide what you own If it survives tonight We're probably taking it home Whoa-oh Raise a glass again Whoa-oh To chaos and friends [Outro] {Music strips down to steam, chains, and bass pulse} Ruckus: Hey Rivet... You still got that dragon engine? Rivet: ...Which one? {Long pause} Ruckus: BEST ANSWER EVER! {Massive explosion} {Wild laughter} {Song ends}