D&D Delivery

"Cho..." "Unnu ever wait pon a delivery weh never reach?" "Well..." Mi was too excited Trying hard fi hide it But mi ready fi ride it Couldn't even fight it Outside in di heat Thought him pull up pon di street Thought mi finally get a treat Lunchtime and mi ready fi eat But a pure disappointment Pure confusion Dick and Dash delivery Without di conclusion Alcohol make it easier Fi confess how mi feel Cause mi can blame di liquor And pretend it wasn't real But truth be told Mi want yuh close fi hold Every day mi love yuh more Than di day before House silent We could go outside get violent Be one wid nature start a riot Why yuh want mi keep quiet? No interest in a no-meat diet Nah tell no lie Whole place hot And so am I Dick and Dash... Dick and Dash... Mi still waiting pon di delivery Dick and Dash... Dick and Dash... Mi deh yah waiting while di minutes dem pass Cho... Mi call dem back Fi leave a one-star review Dem never do What dem supposed to do Had words wid di bossman And him coworker dem Cause mi order still missing Every now and again Mi patience through Wasn't no fun Mi need a refund Been waiting Long overdue And him know it too Better nuh deh making other stops While mi order still deh pon lock Cause if mi pop up Pon yuh corner shop A pure charm offensive Till di package drop Collect what mi deserve Dat man have mi nerves And him know seh it work One likkle look And mi lose mi cool Whole vibe switch up Start acting a fool Baby oil party Can't stop, won't stop Can't stop, won't stop DJ pull di riddim And rewind from di top Dick and Dash delivery Still pending pon di app But when dat package finally reach Yuh know seh mi nah send it back Dick and Dash... Dick and Dash... Mi still waiting pon di delivery.. Dick and Dash... Dick and Dash... Mi call customer service and dem hang up fast