Bad bad bad breath Brown Baddest breath in the whole damn town Smells like poop from a junkie's dog Who eats carcasses and spoiled egg nog Bad bad bad breath Brown Has one tooth left so he'll only frown If bad breath were a hierarchy He'd have the undisputed reigning crown Bad bad bad bad bad breath brown If he opens his mouth it'll knock you down From all the way across the town So you better not be around
