BASS HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT 🧪🔊

[Intro – Machinery Waking] Uh... Why is that speaker moving? ... Don't touch it. [Bass quietly growls] rrrrrrrRRRRAAAOW— Mate. I said don't touch it. [CLICK] Oh no. --- [Build – Mechanical Groove] SYSTEM ONLINE. SUB LEVEL: questionable. BASS PRESSURE: irresponsible. COMMON SENSE: ... not detected. [Snare roll] Containment holding— holding— hold— [Silence] ...nah. --- [DROP 1 – MUTANT STOMP] BASS HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT! BWAAAP— GRR-WUB-WUB— KRRRRAAAANG! [Kick] MOVE! [Rubbery bass answers] BWOY-YOY-YOY-YOY! MOVE! [Metallic growl] GRAAAAH-DUH-DUH-DUH! STOP! [Dead silence] ... continue. [DROP] BWAAAAAAAH! --- [Verse – Spoken Over Bass Groove] Nobody panic. Actually— panic a little. Something crawled out the subwoofer, ate the limiter, stole the kick drum, then asked where we keep the expensive cables. We don't know what it is. We don't know what it wants. But apparently— it understands rhythm. [Bass: WOMP-WOMP] See? --- [Build 2] LEFT SPEAKER! [BWAAH!] RIGHT SPEAKER! [GRRAOW!] LEFT! [WUB!] RIGHT! [KRRANG!] BOTH! [Silence] ... That seems medically unnecessary. --- [DROP 2 – BASS ARGUMENT] WUB-WUB-WUB— NO! GRRRAH-GRRRAH— NO! BWOY-YOY-YOY— ABSOLUTELY NOT! [Massive sub hit] OOOOOOH— ... Okay. That one can stay. [Beat switches] DUM—KA! DUM-DUM—KA! WRAAAANG! SKRRR-BWAP! YUH! [Laser spiral] PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW— WHO GAVE IT LASERS?! --- [PSYCHEDELIC MALFUNCTION] [Everything melts] Hello? ... Why is the floor breathing? [Bubbles] blup... blup... blup... [Reverse whisper] bass... bass... bass... [Detuned synth bends downward] I can hear triangles. That's impossible. No— like... emotionally. [Triangle] ding. ... There it is. --- [Fake Build] Okay. Reset everything. Three— two— [DROP INTERRUPTS] BWAAAAAAAAAH! YOU DIDN'T SAY ONE! --- [FINAL DROP – TOTAL CONTAINMENT FAILURE] FILTH MODE! [KICK] WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB! [SNARE] GRRAAAANG! [Triplet bass] BWA-BWA-BWAAA! [Switch] DUM! DUM! KA! [Switch] BRRRR-YOY-YOY-YOY! [Switch] KRRRRAAAOW! [Silence] ... tiny bass? [bip] Awww. [bip] Look at him. [bip] He's adorable— [COLOSSAL DROP] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH, YOU LITTLE BASTARD! [Final bass barrage] WUB! GROWL! STOMP! BREAK! TWIST! MELT! BASS HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT! AND FRANKLY— WE'RE NOT PUTTING IT BACK! [Outro – Broken Machinery] SYSTEM STATUS: ... cooked. [small synth] bloop. Yeah. Same.