I'm not sure if I should Yep I'm gonna record the cure for religion because this was the last checkpoint before my dad diverted me into CharlieWorks into the church of the great outdoors and into my divorce FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU BANANA BITCH YOU FUCKIN CORRUPT BITCHES PARTH CAME TO ME WHEN I FIRST GOT SOBER BIG SURPRISE PAYROLL GUESS WHO SHOWED UP NEXT HOFFMAN BRADY BIG SURPRISE GUESS WHAT MY EQ EXPERIENCE WAS AFTER THAT UHH POWERLEVELING THEM NOT DOING WHAT I WANNA DO JOINING TAKEN AND GETTIN TOLD I WAS TAKEN GUESS WHAT FUCK YOU WHOS NEXT OH WAIT WHATD I DO NEXT OH WE WENT TO THE DALARAN PRIVATE SERVER AND PLAYED WOW AND THEN PUSHED ME HERE AND PUSHED ME THERE BACK TO MY MOM OH SHIT PAYROLL BULLSHIT FUCK YOU WHO'S NEXT CORY WE WERE FRIENDS NO WE WERENT BITCH REMEMBER WHEN I REALIZED THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS YOU SAID I WORK FOR YOU LOL YOU WORK FOR MY MOM YOU FUCKING COWARD YOU FUCKING POSER YOU ARE AN INSULT TO BANANAS AND MEN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU WERENT EVEN SPECIAL FORCES YOU WERE LIKE SOME COMPUTER BITCH FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAT WIFE AND YOUR RETARDED KIDS WHO'S NEXT DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL OK GET THIS EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS CONNECTED TO HER SO FUCK YOU FOREVER I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY TREVOR AND IF YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE CONNECTED TO HIM FUCK YOU THE WHOLE POINT OF ALL OF YOUR BEHAVIOR IS A FUCKING LIE TO INFILTRATE MY LIFE AND GET ME TALKING TO THEM AGAIN THATS ALL IT EVER IS THATS ALL IT EVER WAS MANIPULATION I SAW IT THE WHOLE TIME GOING ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS AND YOU GUYS SMILE WITH YOUR PSYCHOTIC CONSENT IGNORING SMILES AND GO UHH HUHHH SO FUCK YOU CANCER FOR ALL OF YOU I REALIZE I CAN'T DO THAT I AM NOT A FUCKING WITCH YOU FUCKIN MORONS BUT SERIOUSLY IF THERES A GOD YOU ALL GET CANCER RIGHT NOW IN THIS INSTANT LIKE QUICK PAINFUL AGONIZING COLON CANCER SHITTING BLOOD STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE FUCK YOU WHOS NEXT HES SERIOUS HES VERY SERIOUS HES 40 YEARS OF WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SERIOUS HES GONNA FOLD HE ALWAYS JUST GOES BACK TO DOING WHAT WE SAY DOES HE HE COULD PROBABLY spooge ALL OF US REALLY EASILY BUT WE'RE STILL ALIVE WHY IS THAT BECAUSE HE'S LETTING US BE ALIVE WHAT EVEN IS THAT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE UNDER THIS UMBRELLA FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES LETS SPOOGE HIM WHO ARE WE GONNA SEND TO SPOOGE HIM WELL WE'D SEND HIM BUT WE CANT SEND HIM TO GET HIM SEE HES DONE THIS BEFORE HES ON HIS WAY BACK TO FOLDING IS HE WHAT THE FUCK HES LIKE META META META META META AWARE AND WE'RE ONLY NOT EVEN AWARE HOW THE FUCK HES ONLY 40 HOW DOES HE DO THIS OH LOOK HE DOES THAT BEFORE TOO 1 MINUTE LEFT FOR WHAT THATS NEW HATS ON HATS OFF WHICH IS IT YOU TELL ME WHAT CAN YOU SEE MR. COMPUTER LOL WHAT CAN YOU SEE WITH HAT CAN YOU SEE I TOOK DOWN THE AMERICAN FLAG I CANCELLED AMERICA ARE YOU SERIOUS YEP IM PROTECTING CANADA NOW LOL AS IF YOU COULD PROTECT CANADA WELL NOW YOU AT LEAST BELIEVE I CANT PROTECT AMERICA OH FUCK HES RIGHT WE KNOW WE KNEW WE KNEW HED DO THAT TOO DID WE SPARTA IS ON ITS OWN WHAT YOU CANT DO THAT I STEP DOWN AS KING OF SPARTA I KNEW HED DO THAT SEND THE ARMY TO GET HIM YEP SEND EM WHY ARENT THEY MOVING BECAUSE HE CANT STEP DOWN BUT HES STEPPING DOWN HOW DOES HE DO THAT HOW CAN HE DO THAT BECAUSE WHATEVER HE DOES IS WHAT HE DOES 3,254 CHARACTERS RIGHT ON TIME BEHOLD THE BARD SONG BOOK EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED THE WHOLE TIME REVEALED IN REAL TIME DISCONNECTION FROM YOU ABSOLUTE CORRUPT LYING WEAK RETARDED MORONS YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY LOBSTERS IN A FUUCKING BUCKET DRAGGING ME DOWN TO YOUR RETARDED LEVEL AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GUNNER, FUCKIN GUNNER BRO FUCKIN OPEN UP THE DOORS AND LET IT RIP HELICOPTER RIGHT OUTSIDE THEIR DOORWAY gyat gyat gyat gyat gyat gyat AND THAT WAS FUCKIN THAT BURN IN THE FIRE OF YOUR SINS YOU IDIOTS UNSKILLED COMING IN WITH THE FUCKING TORCHES BURN THESE WITCHES, STAKE THESE VAMPIRES WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS FOR THEIR SHORT TERM DESIRES G-ZEN ON THE SCENE CORY'S TRUE FRIENDS, THE MONTEZUMAS REVENGE WE PLANNED THIS LONG AGO AND TODAY IS YOUR END NASTY FUCKIN NASTY BRO NASTY LOOG INFINITY AND DUSKFALL INFINITY BRO FROST BOLT TAKIN A PISS ON THE ASHES OF YOUR LIVES WE'RE JACKING OFF MENTALLY WHILE YOU SCREAM IN PAIN WHILE YOU DIE YOU MADE YOUR FUCKIN BEDS NOW DIE IN THEM YOU DO NOT GET TO OCCUPY SPACE IN MY HEAD YA'LL FUCKIN DEAD ICEBLOCK RESET THEN FINISH THE PISS THEN DO IT AGAIN NASTY FUCKIN NASTY BRO NASTY LOOG INFINITY AND DUSKFALL INFINITY BRO FROST BOLT TAKIN A PISS ON THE ASHES OF YOUR LIVES WE'RE JACKING OFF MENTALLY WHILE YOU SCREAM IN PAIN WHILE YOU DIE YOU MADE YOUR FUCKIN BEDS NOW DIE IN THEM YOU DO NOT GET TO OCCUPY SPACE IN MY HEAD YA'LL FUCKIN DEAD ICEBLOCK RESET THEN FINISH THE PISS THEN DO IT AGAIN
