[Intro] [chant] Su-zy! Su-zy! Guardian a di snack bowl! [chant] Su-zy! Su-zy! Purrblade a di night! [Verse 1] Seventeen winter Still she rule dis room Tiny tiger pon a tattered chair Golden eyes Full moon Him level forty-three Pon a glowing throne a wires She patrol him pixel kingdom Tail held high Heart pon fire [Pre-Chorus] When di cursor crawl An di boss dem roar She di fearless fur-clad shield Sleepin' by him keyboard [Chorus] Suzy a di starlit couch Queen a crumbs an sacred pouch Every treat She claim har due (“Mrow, respect yuh fluffy shogun!”) Faithful to har chosen nerd Every purr a binding word If di world fall She still shout “I guard me human Hear me meow!” [Verse 2] Him love herbs an heroes Streamin' late-night show She conduct di anime ending Kneadin' blanket wid har toe Whine at midnight Opera inna di hall Den at noon she soft an silent Like a plush Eternal wall [Pre-Chorus] Side quest inna di kitchen Final boss: di fridge She unlock him secret smile Wid a stare from di catnip ridge [Chorus] Suzy a di starlit couch Queen a crumbs an sacred pouch Every snack She call him name (“Feed di floof, upgrade yuh game!”) Faithful to har chosen nerd Every purr a binding word If di screen crack She still vow “I guard me human Hear me meow!” [Bridge] [half-time drop] From di first soft mew To di last save file She di spell weh bruk him sorrow In a single Sleepy smile [build up] Nine lives pledged To one soft hand In har eyes him nuh a loser Him di hero of dis land [Final Chorus] Suzy a di starlit couch Legend sung in lazy slouch Battle cry fi snacks an sleep (hey!) “Fill di bowl Di bond run deep!” Faithful to har chosen nerd Every purr a sacred word If di credits roll right now Dem would read: “Har whole world a him” (meow!) “I guard me human Hear me meow!”
