You left your lipstick on my favorite shirt, Then said, “Relax, it’s not like anyone got hurt.” You stole my hoodie, my lighter, half my fuckin’ week, Then disappeared for three days like that shit was cute to me. My friends said, “Dude, she’s gonna wreck your life.” I said, “Yeah, probably. But she looks good tonight.” Should’ve blocked your number, should’ve let you go, Instead I let you ruin every song I know. You say we were nothing, Yeah, tell that to my bed. For somebody who meant nothing, You sure fucked with my head. Everybody warned me, I didn’t listen. Now I’ve got your lipstick all over my decisions. You lie real sweet, and you love real mean. Prettiest disaster I’ve ever fuckin’ seen. You take what you want, and leave with a grin. God, you’re a BITCH! But I’d do it all again. You’d show up wasted at a quarter to two, Say you missed my bed, not that you missed me too. Then get pissed when some girl shouted my name, Like jealousy only counts when I’m the one to blame. We never said “dating,” never said “exclusive,” Just acted like psychos and called it confusing. You said, “Don’t catch feelings.” Yeah, cool advice, But you were in my T-shirt every fuckin’ night. You say I’m dramatic, Maybe you’re right. But you don’t get to haunt me Then complain when I write. Everybody warned me, I didn’t listen. Now I’ve got your lipstick all over my decisions. You lie real sweet, and you love real mean. Prettiest disaster I’ve ever fuckin’ seen. You take what you want, and leave with a grin. God, you’re a BITCH! But I’d do it all again. So tell your friends I’m bitter. Tell ’em I’m obsessed. Tell ’em I’m an asshole And the song’s about my ex. OH— You’re bad news. [Gang vocals: I KNOW!] Red flags. [Gang vocals: WHOLE SHOW!] One kiss. Here we go. Yeah, yeah I NEVER FUCKING LEARN! Everybody warned me, I didn’t listen. Now I’ve got your lipstick all over my decisions. You lie real sweet, and you love real mean. Prettiest disaster I’ve ever fuckin’ seen. You take what you want, and leave with a grin. God, you’re a BITCH! But I’d do it all again. Everybody warned me— I’d do it all again.
