Zoom Gloom Blues

[Verse] My screen's a grid of tired eyes A cat walks by a suit and tie Someone's mic is stuck on mute Mondays hit like a bad reboot [Chorus] Zoom gloom got me on the floor Clicking links I can’t ignore Coffee's cold my patience thin Another meeting let’s begin [Verse 2] Karen’s got her mic too loud Bob’s background’s a digital cloud Someone’s eating mid-report My Wi-Fi's weak It cuts me short [Chorus] Zoom gloom got me on the floor Clicking links I can’t ignore Coffee's cold my patience thin Another meeting let’s begin [Bridge] Oh Monday you sly little beast You feast on joy You steal my peace But come Friday We’ll make amends Until then You're not my friend [Verse 3] The boss just said "circle back" My eyes roll but I stay on track Slack is pinging Emails stack This work-life balance is out of whack