[Verse 1] I rolled in with a freezer In a war zone haze Two clans of tiny bastards Going hard with foam displays I said, "Ice cream, five bucks" They said, "Get the fuck down" A spear made of a floatie Hit the dirt and spun around [Pre-Chorus] Pink rings in the air Blue rings on the ground Everybody screaming While I’m pushing cones around [Chorus] Five dollar ice cream Five dollar ice cream Keep your spears off me I’m just trying to eat Five dollar ice cream Five dollar ice cream If the floatie pops Then your ass is through [Verse 2] One clan wore silver beards One clan wore green scarfs All of them were yelling With their little angry hearts I ducked behind the cooler Counted cash, held still A melty little mercy In a world that wants to kill [Pre-Chorus] I heard a battle cry Then a sad wet thud Somebody lost a floatie Now he’s gone in the mud [Chorus] Five dollar ice cream Five dollar ice cream Keep your spears off me I’m just trying to eat Five dollar ice cream Five dollar ice cream If the floatie pops Then your ass is through [Bridge] I got vanilla, chocolate Strawberry in a row Come and buy your peace, boys Before the frostbite show No gold, no glory Just a cone in hand You die with your floatie I die with my stand [Final Chorus] Five dollar ice cream Five dollar ice cream Drop the damn floaties And come get sweet relief Five dollar ice cream Five dollar ice cream If the floatie pops Then your ass is through (Through) (Five dollar ice cream) (Through) (Five dollar ice cream)
