[Intro] [Crisp swinging drum beat with a low, seductive walking bassline] [Verse 1] Drutten walks down to the shoreline with a clipboard in his hand Tracking every ripple moving through the radioactive sand Forty-five mutated small trout are written in the official book So he places one perfect vintage Swedish meatball on a diamond hook He calculates the wind speed down to the exact milligram of air The raiders are shooting in the bushes, but Drutten doesn't even care [Chorus] [Singing] He is measuring the exact density of the deep blue lake [Backup Singers] Deep blue lake! [Singing] Every single cast he makes is a mathematical masterclass [Backup Singers] Look at him go! [Singing] Three thousand hours of pure devotion to the fishing grid Pulling custom items from the ocean just like the ledger said [Verse 2] The water temperature is resting at nineteen point four degrees He adjusts his heavy glasses to account for a sudden western breeze He dips a single sour cream potato chip into the murky green tide Creating a micro-climate of flavor where the big salmon try to hide The fish performs three defensive maneuvers beneath the foam But Drutten counters with four Newtons of force to bring the trophy home [Chorus] [Singing] He is measuring the exact density of the deep blue lake [Backup Singers] Deep blue lake! [Singing] Every single cast he makes is a mathematical masterclass [Backup Singers] Look at him go! [Singing] Three thousand hours of pure devotion to the fishing grid Pulling custom items from the ocean just like the ledger said [Bridge] [Seductive brass horn solo with sharp, crisp drum fills] [Spoken] Do not attempt to use regular worms when Drutten is operating the dock. [Backup Singers] Statistical failure! [Spoken] He has mathematically proven that local bait is completely inefficient. [Backup Singers] Keep your distance! [Spoken] Please remain outside the radius of his advanced tape measure. [Outro] [Singing] Forty-four trout in the basket... Forty-five. The weight is perfectly aligned. [Spoken] Now Drutten will stand completely motionless for twelve hours to conserve energy. [Backup Singers] Log out... log out... [Sharp final drum hit and brass swell] [End]
