[Intro] Yeah. Go ahead. Take the loot. You earned it. [Beat Drop] [Verse 1] You kicked down the door like destiny called Six little heroes, ten feet tall Cleric got faith, wizard got fire Fighter got steel and a death wish higher You broke my guard You cracked my throne You put that pretty little blade through bone Everybody cheered when the tyrant fell Funny. You ain't heard the second bell. [Hook] PHASE TWO. Health bar back. Whole room shakes when the bassline cracks. PHASE TWO. Lights go red. You killed the king— Now fight what's left. PHASE TWO. No more rules. You spent your spells and you burned your tools. Thought you won? Cute. That was phase one. Welcome to phase two. [Verse 2] Now the armor comes off and the horns come out Choir starts screaming when I open my mouth No shield. No crown. No reason to stall. Just rage in a body too angry to fall. Your healer's dry. Your tank's half-dead. Your rogue's got three hit points and regret instead. Wizard says, “Guys, I got one spell.” Make it good. I've been through hell. [Breakdown] You wanted legendary? Fine. Let's get legendary. [Double-Time Bridge] I got a century stacked in the marrow and memory Every defeat was a lesson, every enemy chemistry Every adventurer entering thinking they're ending me Ended up feeding the legend they came here to bury me Look at the pattern— You batter the body, I shatter the ceiling I mastered the damage, adapted the healing You gamble on crits while I'm counting your breathing You call it a battle— I call it revealing. Who's got the nerve when the plan gets shredded? Who's still brave when the cleric gets beheaded? Who's got jokes when the exit gets severed And the thing you killed stands up looking better? I don't need luck. I don't need fate. I don't need gods putting hands on the scale. You brought six heroes looking for glory— I'm the reason they remember the tale. [Hard Stop] Roll initiative. Again. [Final Hook] PHASE TWO. Health bar back. Whole room shakes when the bassline cracks. PHASE TWO. Lights go red. You killed the king— Now fight what's left. PHASE TWO. No more rules. No spell slots left and no healing tools. Thought you won? Cute. That was phase one. WELCOME TO PHASE TWO. [Outro] [Male Lead] And just so we're clear... There is a phase three. [End]
