Frowny *IS* Real

[spoken: father] Son… I have something to tell you. It’s time for you to know… [spoken] Frowny is… well… he’s make-believe…. That doesn’t mean the love you feel isn’t real. But Frowny… well he lives in our imagination. Mommy’s… yours… and mine. No! No! No! [verse 1] Frowny is real, dad, why can’t you see Frowny is real, dad, like you n me All of his adventures and all of his songs they really happened, dad, you got it all wrong! You can’t be serious, dad, this must be a joke! Why are you lyin’, dad? Those are fibs you spoke! Why would you say this? How could you deny? Right here in front of him, you’re gonna make him cry! [chorus] You don’t get to say that dad Frowny’s gonna get you back Frowny hates the words you’ve spoken You better sleep with one eye open You’re not real! You’re the one that’s a lie! Frowny’s as real as his future crimes You take it back dad! You betta comply Or you’ll be the one in our hearts and minds [instrument break] [verse 2] Daddy say you’re sorry or you’ll regret it Invoking Frowny’s wrath got consequences You tried to kill him, he ain’t gonna forget it You take it back now he just might forgive it You’re still my dad and Frowny still loves you But you’re forcing him to make an example of you Apologize now, dad, and I’ll try to talk him down It won’t be easy judging by the look of his frown [chorus] You don’t get to say that dad Frowny’s gonna get you back Frowny hates the words you’ve spoken You better sleep with one eye open You’re not real! You’re the one that’s a lie! Frowny’s as real as his future crimes You take it back dad! You betta comply Or you’ll be the one in our hearts and minds [outro] Nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Frowns will put a smile on your face Nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Frowns’ll put flowers on your grave (Shimmer aaand… [end])