[Intro — 0:00–0:30] (Deep synth pulses, rising electronic atmosphere) SIEGFRIED COHENBERG: You haul through my system, you fly through my space, I’ll bump every freighter right out of its place! Your contracts mean nothing, your profits will fall, Red Frog Freight is doomed — I’m the end of it all! WHICH FROG: You’ve been saying that for years, Siegfried, my friend. We’re still moving cargo. We’re still at the end— Of every delivery, right on the line. You bump one freighter? We’ll deliver nine. [Build-Up — 0:30–1:00] (Kick drum builds, hi-hats accelerate) SIEGFRIED: I’ve got my Machariel! I’ve got the plan! I’ll make hauling miserable across New Eden! WHICH FROG: You’ve got a battleship and a whole lot of time. We’ve got pilots hauling through every starline. SIEGFRIED: You cannot survive if I make this a war! WHICH FROG: Then why are we busier than ever before? [Drop One — 1:00–1:45] (Heavy four-on-the-floor kick, distorted bass) SIEGFRIED: BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Send them astray! I’ll keep your freighters from warping away! WHICH FROG: HAUL! HAUL! HAUL! Contracts come through! You’re bumping our ships while we’re hauling for you! SIEGFRIED: I’ll break your spirit! I’ll shatter your name! WHICH FROG: Our delivery queue’s still playing the game! (Synth stabs, crowd-style vocal samples) BOTH: YOU CAN’T BUMP THE FROG! YOU CAN’T STOP THE FLOW! YOU CAN SHAKE THE SHIP, BUT THE CARGO’S GOT TO GO! YOU CAN’T BUMP THE FROG! YOU CAN’T BREAK THE LINE! RED FROG KEEPS HAULING ONE CONTRACT AT A TIME! [Verse Two — 1:45–2:25] (Bass softens; playful synth melody enters) SIEGFRIED: You think this is funny? I’m wasting your days! I’m making your pilots regret all their ways! WHICH FROG: Some pilots get delayed. Some contracts take longer. But every new challenge just makes us grow stronger. SIEGFRIED: You’ll lose your customers! Your business will crack! WHICH FROG: They keep placing contracts. We keep bringing them back. SIEGFRIED: I’ll make every journey a terrible chore! WHICH FROG: And someone still has to deliver your stuff to your door. [Build-Up Two — 2:25–2:55] (Snare rolls, rising arpeggios, bass tension) SIEGFRIED: I’ll camp every gate! I’ll ruin the day! I’ll make every hauler think twice on the way! WHICH FROG: We’ve weathered the storms. We’ve adapted before. You’re not the first threat — you won’t be the last one. SIEGFRIED: You’ll falter eventually! Everyone breaks! WHICH FROG: We’ll still be delivering long after your next mistake. [Drop Two — 2:55–3:45] (Full trance drop, driving bassline, euphoric lead) SIEGFRIED: BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! That’s my decree! No freighter gets past me — just wait and see! WHICH FROG: HAUL! HAUL! HAUL! We’re still on track! You knock us forward, we keep coming back! SIEGFRIED: I’ll make you surrender! I’ll make you retreat! WHICH FROG: Our pilots are hauling while you’re stuck on repeat! (Beat cuts out briefly) WHICH FROG, spoken: Siegfried, quick question. SIEGFRIED: What? WHICH FROG: Have you considered getting a hobby? (Massive bass drop) BOTH: YOU CAN’T BUMP THE FROG! YOU CAN’T STOP THE FLOW! YOU CAN SHAKE THE SHIP, BUT THE CARGO’S GOT TO GO! YOU CAN’T BUMP THE FROG! YOU CAN’T BREAK THE LINE! RED FROG KEEPS HAULING ONE CONTRACT AT A TIME! [Breakdown — 3:45–4:20] (Atmospheric pads, distant radio chatter, minimal kick) SIEGFRIED, quieter: What if I keep going? What if I never stop? What if every freighter gets knocked from the top? WHICH FROG: Then we’ll keep adapting. We’ll find another route. Hauling isn't dead just because you like to shout. SIEGFRIED: But surely, someday, you'll finally fall? WHICH FROG: We’ve heard that prediction from you all. (Soft synth melody rises) WHICH FROG: The stars are vast, the contracts remain. You can delay a shipment. You can’t stop the chain. [Final Drop — 4:20–4:50] (Peak-energy trance, layered vocals, pounding kick) SIEGFRIED: BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! I’ll never give in! WHICH FROG: HAUL! HAUL! HAUL! We’re still gonna win! BOTH: YOU CAN’T BUMP THE FROG! YOU CAN’T STOP THE FLOW! RED FROG FREIGHT WILL ALWAYS GO! YOU CAN’T BUMP THE FROG! LET THE WHOLE GALAXY KNOW! WE DELIVER THE GOODS— THAT’S THE RED FROG SHOW! [Outro — 4:50–5:00] (Beat fades into a warm, sustained synth pad) SIEGFRIED: I’ll be back tomorrow… WHICH FROG: We’ll be hauling tomorrow. COMPUTER VOICE: Red Frog Freight has accepted your contract. WHICH FROG, whispered: We never falter. (Final bass pulse. Silence.)
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