[Glitch] [Heavy Riff] [Verse] Who's the genius? Wrong GPS! This doesn't look like Wacken... I guess... Where are the mud pits? Where are the crows? Why's everybody Covered in glow? [Glitch Attack] [Chorus] TURN IT UP! Wait... Why is it dancing? TURN IT UP! Who added lasers? TURN IT UP! Who hacked our amplifiers? [Breakcore Drop] [Verse] Black leather jackets! Pommesgabel high! ...Why have we all got Rainbow hair? Who painted little Hearts on our cheeks? WHO DID THAT?! [Massive Glitch Solo] [Build-Up] Sound engineer! Give us... METAL! [Huge Fake Breakdown] ...Access denied. [Rave Drop] [Final Chorus] Wrong festival! Right crowd! Wrong city! Play loud! Metal or techno? Nobody knows! Headbang! Rave! Everybody goes! [Extended Instrumental Glitch War] [Outro] Next year... Maybe we book Parookaville on purpose.
