**[Verse 1]** I just love me some gummy bears, Those candy critters taste just right. I grab a bag and settle in, Then snack on them all night. But I swear to y’all, the scale went wild I gained twenty five pounds outright. and my jeans are gettin really tight **[Verse 2]** Those squishy little morsels, Those fun filled fruity chews, Come dancing in their little bag Like trouble dressed in hues. They are the bane of my existence I swear I just can’t refuse. while chompin down on em I stand accused **[Pre-Chorus ]** I’m pretty sure they’re half the reason My sugar crossed the line Well, them and maybe several Oversized glasses of wine. Yeah, they raise the scale each morning, the doctor says I’m not fine. I cringe when I hear the bloodwork each and every time **[Chorus]** Yummy gummy gummy yummy gummy bears Gummy yummy gummy yummy tummy stares Yummy gummy gummy yummy bigger chairs Gummy yummy yummy gummy gummy bears **[Verse 3]** I know it isn’t supposed to be funny, All that sugar fillin up my gut But those little bears could make me grin Whenever life was gettin in a rut. Yeah, they made me smile for quite a while Till I saw the size of my gigantic butt. If only I could figure out how to keep that lil' ol' bag shut **[Verse 4]** So now it’s broccoli and fiber, Health food, medicine, and shots, More running trips to the bathroom And lectures full of “should nots.” I traded fruity gummy bears For leafy green gut rots imagining that they're crunchy tasty tater tots **[Chorus]** Yummy gummy gummy yummy gummy bears Gummy yummy gummy yummy blowout tares Yummy gummy gummy yummy belly flares Gummy yummy yummy gummy gummy bears **[Bridge]** There’s a price you pay for gluttony: Your wallet, wardrobe, and your health. Your buttons start to fear you, And your belt cries out for help. So take it from me be conscious, Or you’ll be a danger to yourself. and put those jelly filled tasties back up on the shelf **[Final Chorus]** Yummy gummy gummy yummy gummy bears Gummy yummy gummy yummy its unfair Yummy gummy gummy yummy people stares Gummy yummy yummy gummy gummy bears **[Outro]** It’s all fun and games till a heart attack Has you lying flat on your flabby back. A Cardiac arrest, I sure can attest, is not worth that tiny little snack Its a terrible scare you don’t want to share. So keep that in mind the next time you find You’re reaching for those squishy yummy gummy bears. Yummy gummy gummy yummy gummy bears Gummy yummy gummy yummy glummy bears Yummy gummy gummy yummy chummy bears Gummy yummy yummy gummy gummy bears **[Spoken ]** “Maybe just one more wouldn't hurt”
