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Pho King Orange Chicken 2026-0721-1159 1 REWORD Astrakhan

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[Verse 1] My website was almost done. I was ready to sell my products online. The orders were waiting, the customers came— But the payment never crossed the line. [Pre-Chorus] Not because of me Not because of banks Not because of software Not because of internet [Chorus] because of D.C. sissy faggots trying to step into every transaction after every task, another fucking checkpoint we pay your bills, check your fucking work first I pay, vendors ship, it's as simple as that until Columbian faggots try to intervene maybe we should livestream their offices so masters can monitor these public servants [Verse 2] D.C. telling banks when to listen to me telling when & where they can send payments money is mine, sanction is not fucking incest epileptic sissy faggots Not a soldier but want to play Putin Not economists trying to control markets DHS wants to build a Great Firewall FCC wants to I.D. people for telecom [Bridge] Know Your Customer? what a joke I'm the one paying and customer's king So I need to know my fucking vendors I want a database of all D.C. faggots. [Final Verse] Land of the free, close the port Land of the free, export controls Land of the free, I.D. for telecom Land of the free, just like others Collecting tariffs, even on the 4th of July Compliance review, by a fucking tax payee What a faggotry, by the way, DC rhymes with CC [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] Same shit, different names not my kids? not my problem. but my money? a real fucking problem Go back to The Island with the Third Lady. [Outro] Red honkies call it security. Blue Men in Bra call it progressive. I call it a faggotry... Donald Tramp son of a whore Orange Chicken