It’s not what it looks like! 😁😉 It really isn’t what it looks like... It’s just... Chilli Bean -->> that isn’t my meal Hopefully, no one sues me 😱 🌪️ --------------- [Intro] Ooh, whoa-oh! Chilli Bean… Ooh, whoa-oh! [Verse 1] Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal (Uh!) I’m telling you right now, it’s not real I see her cooking, with a smile so bright but I know that night is going to bite. She says, “Just one bite, it’s a spicy treat” I say, “Please, darling, take it back, please!” I’m not a hero, I’m not a fan (Uh! Uh! Uh!) I’m just a guy who wants to stay plan (Plan? No, wait…) I’m just a guy with a stomach so weak and I know what comes when the peppers speak! [Pre-Chorus] She says, “It’s mild, it’s just a little kick” I say, “No way, I won’t get sick!” (Uh!) But deep down I know, when the heat gets high there’s no escape from the gas inside my eye! (No, no, no!) [Chorus] Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal 'Cause every bean makes a little sound and I don't want it in a crowd! Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal 'Cause every bean is a cannon, you see and I don’t want to blow up me! (Uh! Ah!) [Verse 2] She says, “It’s organic, it’s good for you” I say, “I’d rather have something mild and blue!” I’m not a warrior, I’m not a beast I can’t handle the fire, I’m in a feast of my own making, of my own dread the rumbling starts in my head! I’m not a hero, I’m not a king I’m just a guy with a terrible thing! When the chili hits, the pressure rises and my dignity… it compromises! (Uh! Ah!) [Pre-Chorus] She says, “It’s tradition, it’s part of the culture” I say, “I’m in a terrible, gaseous trouble!” But deep down I know, when the beans collide there’s nowhere to run, there’s nowhere to hide! (No, no, no!) (Uh! Uh! Uh!) [Chorus] Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal 'Cause every bean makes a little sound and I don't want it in a crowd! Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal 'Cause every bean is a cannon, you see and I don’t want to blow up me! (Uh! Uh! Uh!) [Bridge] "Jedes Böhnchen… ein Tönchen…" ("Jedes Böhnchen… ein Tönchen…") I hear it coming, the ticking clock "Jede Bohne… eine Kanone!" ("Jede Bohne… eine Kanone!") It’s blowing up my face! (Uh! Uh! Uh!) (It’s blowing up my face!) I can’t take the pace! (Uh! Uh! Uh!) (I can’t take the pace!) [Guitar Solo + Synth Solo] [Energetic 80s synth and guitar solo] [Chorus] Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal 'Cause every bean makes a little sound and I don't want it in a crowd! Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal Chilli Bean, that isn’t my meal 'Cause every bean is a cannon, you see and I don’t want to blow up me! Uh! Uh! Uh! [Outro] Chilli Bean… That isn’t my meal… (Ooh, whoa-oh!) "Jedes Böhnchen ein Tönchen"… (Ooh, whoa-oh!) "Jede Bohne eine Kanone"… [Fade out with laughter and a final… pfft]
