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Grimy grunge-sleaze sci‑fi electronica with robotic edge, fuzz-soaked power chords colliding with metallic synth drones, half-time stomp beats layered over industrial four-on-the-floor pulses, bitcrushed drum machines and distorted live kit blended together, vocoder-heavy and talkbox-style robotic vocals with icy harmonies, glitchy granular chops and stuttering edits, wobbling sub-bass and acid-tinged arpeggios, detuned laser leads and eerie sci-fi pads, dark alley dive bar atmosphere fused with neon-flooded future cityscapes, tense slow-burn verses exploding into snarling, mechanical choruses, aggressive saturation, feedback swells, and cybernetic noise swashes driving a dangerous, sleazy club energy

TOO COOL FOR YOU

[INTRO]
[heel clicks, chrome sub, camera shutters, icy synth pulse, tiny violin, dirty guitar scrape]

Oh, baby boy.
[flash LEFT]

I’m too cool for you.
[sub hit]

Oh-oh-oh
[falsetto stutter]

baby baby boy.
[robotic low double]

I’m sorry.
[tiny violin]

I’m too cool for you.
[camera burst]

[whisper]
I have to tell you the truth.

⸻

[VERSE 1]
[dry rave kick, rubbery bass, choppy guitar, zipper percussion, soft orchestral pizzicato]

Sweet baby boy.
[glass click]

Don’t take it bad.
[tiny sad violin]

You’re doing your best.
[polite applause]

That’s actually rad.
[kick]

But look at my shoes.
[heel stomp]

Look at my fit.
[zipper rip]

Look at this face.
[flash]

[robotic]
UNFORTUNATELY: LIT.

Oh baby boy.
[falsetto]

What can I do?
[sub pulse]

I woke up cool.
[guitar stab]

You have to pursue.
[robotic beep]

⸻

[PRE]
[violins climb, bass narrows mono, shutters accelerate]

Don’t cry.
[tiny sniff]

Don’t be sad.
[soft cello]

Not everyone
[kick]

can have this swag.
[GIANT brass hit]

[hard silence]

[whisper]
It’s genetic.

[robotic]
UNVERIFIED.

⸻

[CHORUS]
[massive runway-rave drop, huge kick, chrome bass, fuzzy guitar, strings, brass, chopped choir]

OH BABY BOY
[sub slam]

I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU
[guitar scream]

OH-OH-OH
[falsetto chops]

BABY BABY BOY
[robotic low]

I’M SORRY
[tiny violin]

I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU
[DROP]

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH
[camera storm]

I’M JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU
[orchestra hit]

Sweet baby boy.
[soft falsetto]

I’m too cool for you.
[sub pulse]

Don’t cry.
[whisper]

Don’t be sad.
[robot]

NOT EVERYONE
[kick-kick]

CAN HAVE THIS SWAG
[full orchestra explosion]

⸻

[POST]
[beat strips to chrome sub, camera clicks, tiny violin, breath percussion]

Too cool.
[LEFT]

Too cool.
[RIGHT]

Baby boy.
[BEHIND]

Too cool for you.
[CENTER]

Swag-swag.
[kick pair]

Swag-swag.
[shutter pair]

[robotic]
SWAG GAP DETECTED.

[whisper]
Massive.

⸻

[VERSE 2]
[choppy post-punk guitar, cello pulse, dry snare, notification pings]

You bought new jeans.
[zipper]

That’s very sweet.
[tiny applause]

You learned my slang.
[robot chirp]

About three weeks late.
[clock glitch]

You got new shades.
[glass click]

You practiced your walk.
[heels imitate awkwardly]

You said “am I cool now?”
[hard silence]

[whisper]
We need to talk.

[tiny violin descends]

Oh baby boy.
[falsetto sigh]

Please understand.
[sub]

Swag isn’t purchased.
[cash register]

It’s spiritually planned.
[angelic choir hit]

[robotic]
SOURCE: TRUST ME.

⸻

[PRE]
[strings tremolo, siren synth rising]

Don’t cry.
[sniff]

Don’t pout.
[soft cello]

You’ll find your thing.
[harp sparkle]

I have no doubt.
[robotic beep]

Maybe sports?
[crowd murmur]

Maybe finance?
[calculator clicks]

Maybe just stand there
[heel stop]

and let me dance.
[kick explodes]

⸻

[CHORUS]
[full orchestra + warehouse kick + distorted guitar]

OH BABY BOY
I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU

OH-OH-OH
BABY BABY BOY

I’M SORRY
I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH

I’M JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU

Sweet baby boy.
[falsetto]

I’m too cool for you.
[robotic low]

Don’t cry.
[tiny violin]

Don’t be sad.
[sub rising]

NOT EVERYONE
[choir inhale]

CAN HAVE THIS SWAG
[DROP]

⸻

[BREAKDOWN]
[hard techno kick, bowed metal, shutters, tiny violin chopped into rhythm]

Cool.
[LEFT]

Cool.
[RIGHT]

Swag.
[BEHIND]

Swag.
[CENTER]

Baby.
[kick]

Baby boy.
[sub]

Too-too-too cool.
[stutter spirals]

Swag-swag-swag.
[shutters]

Too much swag.
[brass stab]

[robotic]
PLEASE LOWER SWAG LEVELS.

[whisper]
I can’t.

[beat detonates]

⸻

[FINAL CHORUS]
[maximum fashion-rave climax, huge kick, chrome bass, fuzzy guitars, full strings, brass, choir, shutters]

OH BABY BOY
OH BABY BOY

I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU
I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU

OH-OH-OH
BABY BABY BOY

I’M SORRY
I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU

I HAVE TO TELL YOU
[mono]

THE TRUTH
[ultra-wide]

I’M JUST TOO COOL
[low end vanishes]

FOR YOU
[sub slams back]

Sweet baby boy.
[falsetto halo]

Don’t cry.
[tiny violin]

Don’t be sad.
[soft choir]

Not everyone
[kick building]

can have this swag.
[GIANT DROP]

SWAG SWAG SWAG
[sub punches]

COOL COOL COOL
[heels]

BABY BABY BABY
[falsetto chops]

BOY BOY BOY
[robot chops]

[all voices]
I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU
BABY BOY

I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU
BABY BOY

[hard silence]

[whisper]
You’re still cute though.

[camera shutter]

[robotic]
CONSOLATION PRIZE ISSUED.

[whisper]
Aww.

[hard cut]

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TOO COOL FOR YOU [INTRO] [heel clicks, chrome sub, camera shutters, icy synth pulse, tiny violin, dirty guitar scrape] Oh, baby boy. [flash LEFT] I’m too cool for you. [sub hit] Oh-oh-oh [falsetto stutter] baby baby boy. [robotic low double] I’m sorry. [tiny violin] I’m too cool for you. [camera burst] [whisper] I have to tell you the truth. ⸻ [VERSE 1] [dry rave kick, rubbery bass, choppy guitar, zipper percussion, soft orchestral pizzicato] Sweet baby boy. [glass click] Don’t take it bad. [tiny sad violin] You’re doing your best. [polite applause] That’s actually rad. [kick] But look at my shoes. [heel stomp] Look at my fit. [zipper rip] Look at this face. [flash] [robotic] UNFORTUNATELY: LIT. Oh baby boy. [falsetto] What can I do? [sub pulse] I woke up cool. [guitar stab] You have to pursue. [robotic beep] ⸻ [PRE] [violins climb, bass narrows mono, shutters accelerate] Don’t cry. [tiny sniff] Don’t be sad. [soft cello] Not everyone [kick] can have this swag. [GIANT brass hit] [hard silence] [whisper] It’s genetic. [robotic] UNVERIFIED. ⸻ [CHORUS] [massive runway-rave drop, huge kick, chrome bass, fuzzy guitar, strings, brass, chopped choir] OH BABY BOY [sub slam] I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU [guitar scream] OH-OH-OH [falsetto chops] BABY BABY BOY [robotic low] I’M SORRY [tiny violin] I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU [DROP] I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH [camera storm] I’M JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU [orchestra hit] Sweet baby boy. [soft falsetto] I’m too cool for you. [sub pulse] Don’t cry. [whisper] Don’t be sad. [robot] NOT EVERYONE [kick-kick] CAN HAVE THIS SWAG [full orchestra explosion] ⸻ [POST] [beat strips to chrome sub, camera clicks, tiny violin, breath percussion] Too cool. [LEFT] Too cool. [RIGHT] Baby boy. [BEHIND] Too cool for you. [CENTER] Swag-swag. [kick pair] Swag-swag. [shutter pair] [robotic] SWAG GAP DETECTED. [whisper] Massive. ⸻ [VERSE 2] [choppy post-punk guitar, cello pulse, dry snare, notification pings] You bought new jeans. [zipper] That’s very sweet. [tiny applause] You learned my slang. [robot chirp] About three weeks late. [clock glitch] You got new shades. [glass click] You practiced your walk. [heels imitate awkwardly] You said “am I cool now?” [hard silence] [whisper] We need to talk. [tiny violin descends] Oh baby boy. [falsetto sigh] Please understand. [sub] Swag isn’t purchased. [cash register] It’s spiritually planned. [angelic choir hit] [robotic] SOURCE: TRUST ME. ⸻ [PRE] [strings tremolo, siren synth rising] Don’t cry. [sniff] Don’t pout. [soft cello] You’ll find your thing. [harp sparkle] I have no doubt. [robotic beep] Maybe sports? [crowd murmur] Maybe finance? [calculator clicks] Maybe just stand there [heel stop] and let me dance. [kick explodes] ⸻ [CHORUS] [full orchestra + warehouse kick + distorted guitar] OH BABY BOY I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU OH-OH-OH BABY BABY BOY I’M SORRY I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I’M JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU Sweet baby boy. [falsetto] I’m too cool for you. [robotic low] Don’t cry. [tiny violin] Don’t be sad. [sub rising] NOT EVERYONE [choir inhale] CAN HAVE THIS SWAG [DROP] ⸻ [BREAKDOWN] [hard techno kick, bowed metal, shutters, tiny violin chopped into rhythm] Cool. [LEFT] Cool. [RIGHT] Swag. [BEHIND] Swag. [CENTER] Baby. [kick] Baby. [kick] Baby boy. [sub] Too-too-too cool. [stutter spirals] Swag-swag-swag. [shutters] Too much swag. [brass stab] [robotic] PLEASE LOWER SWAG LEVELS. [whisper] I can’t. [beat detonates] ⸻ [FINAL CHORUS] [maximum fashion-rave climax, huge kick, chrome bass, fuzzy guitars, full strings, brass, choir, shutters] OH BABY BOY OH BABY BOY I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU OH-OH-OH BABY BABY BOY I’M SORRY I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU I HAVE TO TELL YOU [mono] THE TRUTH [ultra-wide] I’M JUST TOO COOL [low end vanishes] FOR YOU [sub slams back] Sweet baby boy. [falsetto halo] Don’t cry. [tiny violin] Don’t be sad. [soft choir] Not everyone [kick building] can have this swag. [GIANT DROP] SWAG SWAG SWAG [sub punches] COOL COOL COOL [heels] BABY BABY BABY [falsetto chops] BOY BOY BOY [robot chops] [all voices] I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU BABY BOY I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU BABY BOY I’M TOO COOL FOR YOU BABY BOY [hard silence] [whisper] You’re still cute though. [camera shutter] [robotic] CONSOLATION PRIZE ISSUED. [whisper] Aww. [hard cut]

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