My Wife’s Not My Boss (She’s the Cleaning Lady)

[Verse] When I work from home, I’m the king of the space, Got my coffee, my laptop, I’m setting the pace. But my wife walks in with a mop and a glare, Says, “Move your feet, honey, I’m mopping there!” [Chorus] She’s not my boss, oh no, no way, She’s just the cleaning lady every workday. She’s got the dustpan, I’ve got the grind, But her broom keeps sweeping me out of my mind. [Verse] I’m on a Zoom call, she’s scrubbing the floor, Whistling loudly while I’m pitching the score. She says, “Pause that meeting, I’ve got to dust!” I say, “This partnership’s built on mutual trust!” [Chorus] She’s not my boss, oh no, no way, She’s just the cleaning lady every workday. She’s got the dustpan, I’ve got the grind, But her broom keeps sweeping me out of my mind. [Bridge] She’s got her rules, her cleaning spree, But I’ve got deadlines, can’t you see? She says, “Your office is a wreck, it’s true,” I say, “Babe, the only mess here is you!” [Chorus] She’s not my boss, oh no, no way, She’s just the cleaning lady every workday. She’s got the dustpan, I’ve got the grind, But her broom keeps sweeping me out of my mind. [Outro] At five o’clock, her shift is done, She trades her mop for a glass of fun. She’s not my boss, but let’s be clear, When she cleans, she rules the atmosphere! [Final Chorus] She’s not my boss, oh no, no way, She’s just the cleaning lady, what can I say? She’s got the dustpan, I’ve got the grind, But her broom keeps sweeping me out of my mind!