Verse 1 Pulled into the dump station, early in the day, Everybody's smiling till it's time to pay. Grab the gloves, hook the hose, Nobody's cheering, hold your nose. Pre-Chorus Take a deep breath! “No, wait, don't!” That's a lesson learned from folks that won't. Chorus EEEwww, black tank blues, It's the job that nobody gets to choose. Pull the handle, let it flow, Try your best not to watch the show. EEEwww, what a view, But it's all part of Tom and Lori Are Vee life too! Verse 2 Rinse it once, rinse it twice, Keeping things clean is always nice. The gray tank follows, washing things through, Thank goodness that's the last thing to do. Pre-Chorus A little splash? Oh what bad luck! Everybody's yelling, "Duck, duck, duck!" Chorus EEEwww, black tank blues, It's the job that nobody gets to choose. Pull the handle, let it flow, Try your best not to watch the show. EEEwww, what a view, But it's all part of Tom and Lori Are Vee life too! Bridge When the tanks are empty and the hoses packed away, We'll laugh about it later at the end of the day. Back on the highway, rolling free, No more dump station misery! Final Chorus EEEwww, black tank blues, It's the price you pay for traveling with a view. Dump it clean and hit the road, Lighten up that heavy stinky load. EEEwww, but we're passing through, Life is short, make it sweet... and flush twice too!
