Lavender Honey

Country rap 95BPM, uplifting, deep raspy male voice, upbeat, ballad, ambient

**[Intro - Iowa 80 PA crackle + Air Brakes Psssshh]**
*Welcome to Iowa 80, world's largest truck stop...*
*Driver with the lavender W900, your Lavender truck is done... she GLEAMIN'*

**[Verse 1 - Driver]**
Blue Beacon bubble bath, now she wet,
Lavender W900, no, you ain't seen nothin' yet,
Stretch frame, long nose, chrome all on her chest,
Chicken lights look like Broadway, yeah she blessed.
Parked at Iowa 80, 10-10 on the side,
Got a pork chop sandwich, let my honey dry,
CB on 19, trucking buddies talkin' trash,
"Bout that purple rig that cost more than my house and cash"

**[Chorus - Driver]**
No woman gon' come between me and my lavender honey,
She don't argue, she just hums when I feed her that money,
Diesel sweet, candy paint, she my one and only,
She lit up like Christmas, yeah, that's my lavender honey.

**[Skit Verse 1 - Lacey pulls up]**
**[LACEY - flirty, country twang]**
Hey now, driver... you in that big ol' grape Jolly Rancher?
Heard you from the fuel island, big boy, lookin' fancy.
You got all them lights, you wanna light up my night?

**[DRIVER - laughing, flow]**
Woah now, darlin'... Lacey, is that you?
Girl you sweet but you barkin' up the wrong shade of blue.
This here my wife, my mistress, my 401k,
She got 18 wheels and she don't even need foreplay.

**[Chorus - Both]**
**[LACEY]** Boy you cold!
**[DRIVER]** No woman gon' come between me and my lavender honey,
**[LACEY]** You sure 'bout that, sugar?
**[DRIVER]** She don't nag, she just purrs, girl you lookin' funny,
Got no room in this cab, it's just me and my honey,
Yeah, that's my lavender honey.

**[Verse 2 - CB Chatter Interlude]**
**[GOOD BUDDY #1 on CB - static voice]**
Breaker breaker for the Lavender Honey, you got a copy?
You got a whole runway on that trailer, big daddy, them chicken lights is sloppy! 10-4?

**[DRIVER on CB]**
10-4 good buddy, that's 132 LEDs per side, do the math!
Just left the way station, DOT said "damn boy, that's a bath!"
Super trooper tried to DOT me, said "son what color we call this?"
I said "Officer, that's called 'Don't Touch My B****, Lavender Bliss'"

**[Skit Verse 2 - Lacey comes back with backup]**
**[LACEY]**
Come on now, driver, I got a friend, we a two-for-one!
We can keep you warm till that Iowa sun!

**[DRIVER]**
Baby, baby, baby... I appreciate the offer,
But my honey got a bunk heater and a twin mattress softer,
She got a refrigerator, she got a microwave,
She got a purple steering wheel that'll misbehave.
You want $300, she want $3.89 a gallon,
But she gon' take me to Dallas and back, you just stallin'.

**[LACEY - laughing]**
Damn! You really married to that truck!

**[DRIVER]**
Said I do at the Blue Beacon, preacher was a pressure washer!

**[Bridge - The Vow - Sung, Shaboozey soul]**
She seen me through Cheyenne snow, El Paso heat,
New Jersey Turnpike, never missed a beat,
Lot lizards come and go, good buddies fade,
But this lavender paint never ever greyed.

**[Final Chorus - Full Lot Party Chant]**
No woman gon' come between me and my lavender honey, *(nah nah)*
She don't nag, she just purrs when I give her that money, *(vroom vroom)*
Diesel sweet, candy paint, she my one and only, *(one and only)*
She lit up like Christmas, yeah, that's my lavender honey!
*(Iowa 80, we lit!)*

**[Outro Skit - Air brake + door slam]**
**[LACEY]** Alright, Lavender Daddy, go on then! Go shine!
**[DRIVER]** 10-4, Lacey! Keep the lot safe! I'm bout to roll!
*Chicken lights flicker... Pshhhhh... RUMBLE...*
**[DRIVER on CB fading out]** Lavender Honey rollin'... shiny side up, greasy side down... Iowa 80, I'm GONE.

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**[Intro - Iowa 80 PA crackle + Air Brakes Psssshh]** *Welcome to Iowa 80, world's largest truck stop...* *Driver with the lavender W900, your Lavender truck is done... she GLEAMIN'* **[Verse 1 - Driver]** Blue Beacon bubble bath, now she wet, Lavender W900, no, you ain't seen nothin' yet, Stretch frame, long nose, chrome all on her chest, Chicken lights look like Broadway, yeah she blessed. Parked at Iowa 80, 10-10 on the side, Got a pork chop sandwich, let my honey dry, CB on 19, trucking buddies talkin' trash, "Bout that purple rig that cost more than my house and cash" **[Chorus - Driver]** No woman gon' come between me and my lavender honey, She don't argue, she just hums when I feed her that money, Diesel sweet, candy paint, she my one and only, She lit up like Christmas, yeah, that's my lavender honey. **[Skit Verse 1 - Lacey pulls up]** **[LACEY - flirty, country twang]** Hey now, driver... you in that big ol' grape Jolly Rancher? Heard you from the fuel island, big boy, lookin' fancy. You got all them lights, you wanna light up my night? **[DRIVER - laughing, flow]** Woah now, darlin'... Lacey, is that you? Girl you sweet but you barkin' up the wrong shade of blue. This here my wife, my mistress, my 401k, She got 18 wheels and she don't even need foreplay. **[Chorus - Both]** **[LACEY]** Boy you cold! **[DRIVER]** No woman gon' come between me and my lavender honey, **[LACEY]** You sure 'bout that, sugar? **[DRIVER]** She don't nag, she just purrs, girl you lookin' funny, Got no room in this cab, it's just me and my honey, Yeah, that's my lavender honey. **[Verse 2 - CB Chatter Interlude]** **[GOOD BUDDY #1 on CB - static voice]** Breaker breaker for the Lavender Honey, you got a copy? You got a whole runway on that trailer, big daddy, them chicken lights is sloppy! 10-4? **[DRIVER on CB]** 10-4 good buddy, that's 132 LEDs per side, do the math! Just left the way station, DOT said "damn boy, that's a bath!" Super trooper tried to DOT me, said "son what color we call this?" I said "Officer, that's called 'Don't Touch My B****, Lavender Bliss'" **[Skit Verse 2 - Lacey comes back with backup]** **[LACEY]** Come on now, driver, I got a friend, we a two-for-one! We can keep you warm till that Iowa sun! **[DRIVER]** Baby, baby, baby... I appreciate the offer, But my honey got a bunk heater and a twin mattress softer, She got a refrigerator, she got a microwave, She got a purple steering wheel that'll misbehave. You want $300, she want $3.89 a gallon, But she gon' take me to Dallas and back, you just stallin'. **[LACEY - laughing]** Damn! You really married to that truck! **[DRIVER]** Said I do at the Blue Beacon, preacher was a pressure washer! **[Bridge - The Vow - Sung, Shaboozey soul]** She seen me through Cheyenne snow, El Paso heat, New Jersey Turnpike, never missed a beat, Lot lizards come and go, good buddies fade, But this lavender paint never ever greyed. **[Final Chorus - Full Lot Party Chant]** No woman gon' come between me and my lavender honey, *(nah nah)* She don't nag, she just purrs when I give her that money, *(vroom vroom)* Diesel sweet, candy paint, she my one and only, *(one and only)* She lit up like Christmas, yeah, that's my lavender honey! *(Iowa 80, we lit!)* **[Outro Skit - Air brake + door slam]** **[LACEY]** Alright, Lavender Daddy, go on then! Go shine! **[DRIVER]** 10-4, Lacey! Keep the lot safe! I'm bout to roll! *Chicken lights flicker... Pshhhhh... RUMBLE...* **[DRIVER on CB fading out]** Lavender Honey rollin'... shiny side up, greasy side down... Iowa 80, I'm GONE.

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