[Verse] She was the one Til she smelled what came from my bum I told her I am Johnny Zoltar And I do what ever I want She tried to tell me it wasnt real But thats not how I feel I think you deserve to smell my stomach gas Now its blasting from my ASS! [Verse] But now we are married and we are so happy She is addicted to the smell of Johnny Zoltar Johnny Zoltar is sexually Superior in every way Johnny Zoltar is a hetero and he is not gay She really love Johnny Zoltar more than her daddy [Verse] She was the one We liked to have fun But then she drank too much alcohol and she died She got hit by a Truck I was so laughing so hard I still dont give a fuck [Verse] You want to be with me? Im Johnny Zoltar You want a real Man? Im Johnny Zoltar I think you just want to smell my farts And then you will always love me [Verse] So do you love me Do you really want me I think you should prove it Put your node next to my ass Take a whiff and understand your desire
