Intro Gather ‘round and hear the tale, Of Hamish McTamish, stout and hale. A gnome so bold, with heart of gold, His adventures never told. Verse 1 Hamish set out one fine day, To see the world, come what may. With his pack and pointed hat, Off he went, imagine that! Found a dragon, stole its gem, Made the beast his loyal friend. Riding high on dragon's back, Hamish followed danger’s track. Chorus Hamish McTamish, the Dragon Rider bold, Champion of forests and the caves so cold. Guardian of treasures, from here to Rome, But you can just call me the Gnome! Verse 2 Next he saved a village fair, From a witch with wild hair. Brewed a potion, broke the spell, Sent her off with a farewell. Built a castle in the trees, Tamed the bears and talked to bees. Held a feast for all to share, Hamish showed he’d always care. Chorus Hamish McTamish, the Dragon Rider bold, Champion of forests and the caves so cold. Guardian of treasures, from here to Rome, But you can just call me the Gnome! Verse 3 Journeyed to the ocean deep, Fought a kraken in his sleep. With a trident made of pearl, He became the sea’s own earl. Saved a mermaid, found her crown, In the depths where ships went down. With each deed his name did grow, Hamish's legend sure to show. Chorus Hamish McTamish, the Dragon Rider bold, Champion of forests and the caves so cold. Guardian of treasures, from here to Rome, But you can just call me the Gnome! Bridge From the mountains to the sea, Hamish's fame grew wild and free. Every town and every home, Knew the name of our brave gnome. Chorus Hamish McTamish, the Dragon Rider bold, Champion of forests and the caves so cold. Guardian of treasures, from here to Rome, But you can just call me the Gnome! Outro Hamish McTamish, the Dragon Rider bold, Champion of forests and the caves so cold. Guardian of treasures, from here to Rome, But you can just call me the Gnome! Final Chorus (sung as fast as possible in a single breath) Hamish McTamish, the Dragon Rider bold, Champion of forests, the caves so cold, Slayer of witches, the Bear-Tamer grand, Earl of the ocean, with the mermaid’s hand, Finder of treasures, the Seeker of glee, Friend of the fairies and King of the sea, Master of potions, the Bee-Talker known, But you can just call me the Gnome!
