[Man Speaking] "Come on babe." "Its just leaking a little oil, get on in." "Come on. It will be fine." "No, it won't catch fire." "are you serious?" "Just get in!" [**CAR_ENGINE_START**] [Intro] Oh, what have I done, what did I buy? A Viggen so clean, it makes grown men cry! 240K? Yeah, that ain't light, But the boost still kicks and the turbo’s tight! [Verse] The dash lights flicker, the SID is red, The seats are torn, but they’re comfy as heck! Torque steer’s wild, like a dog off a chain, But I’d do it again, yeah, I’d do it again! [Chorus] Ohhh, my Saab’s got quirks, my Saab’s got charm, Might break down, but it keeps me warm! Oil stains my driveway, my wallet too, But there ain't no car that I'd rather abuse! [Verse] Mechanic just called, he’s laughing again, Says, “You bought a Viggen? You need better friends!” The clutch is a riddle, the gearbox a game, But downshifting still brings me fortune and fame! [Chorus] Ohhh, my Saab’s got quirks, my Saab’s got charm, Might break down, but it keeps me warm! Oil stains my driveway, my wallet too, But there ain't no car that I'd rather abuse! [Bridge] The DIC is angry, the boost gauge lies, The check engine light just waved me goodbye! But when I hit third, and the turbo sings, It’s like hearing angels with turbine wings! [Chorus] Ohhh, my Saab’s got quirks, my Saab’s got charm, Might break down, but it keeps me warm! Oil stains my driveway, my wallet too, But there ain't no car that I'd rather abuse! [Outro] So toast to the fools, who love these things, With leaky old turbos and dodgy springs! A Saab’s not perfect, but neither are we, And that’s why this Viggen’s the car for me!
