Bunny Bounce: Lenthrea’s Cartoon Bunny Mayhem Mix

[Tempo: 145 BPM] [Key: G minor] [Time Signature: 4/4] [Cast: V1 Lenthrea] [V1: warm husky female tenor and baritone, ocean-weathered rasp, theatrical singing, playful purrs, growls, laughs, yelps, no backing vocals] [Style: hyper-animated electro-swing, jazz-funk, bass house, cartoon rave] [Lead: honky-tonk piano, clarinet, sax, trumpet, trombone, xylophone, wobble bass] [Support: tuba, slap bass, punchy kick, snare, rapid hats, boings, squeaks, whistles] [Intro: honky-tonk piano, squeaky door, xylophone run] [V1: spoken] Uh oh. The rabbit found the cartoon budget. [Boing] [Verse 1] I hit the floor with a hip-check grin One bad hop and the brass kicks in Tail gone poof and the lights go bend Room says start and I say pretend Clarinet wiggle, piano slide Tuba doing donuts at my left side Every little kick got spring-loaded knees Whole beat bouncing like cartoon fleas I do a strut with a sailor sway Then a bunny hop steals my feet away One eye squint and a fang-show smile Now the floor got stretch for a country mile [V1: laugh] Ha-HA! [Pre-Chorus] Boing to the left Boing to the right Shake that trouble till it turns to light Ears up high Heels down hard Hop so fast leave skid marks in the yard B-b-b-bounce H-h-h-hop If the beat says stop— I do not stop! [Chorus] BUNNY BOUNCE! Cartoon mayhem in a four-four swing BUNNY BOUNCE! Make the brass go bark and the xylophones sing B-b-b-bounce with a wobble-bass thump H-h-h-hop with a tail-end jump Spin that trouble into confetti rain Laugh so loud it rewires the brain BUNNY BOUNCE! Whistle, squeak, trombone attack BUNNY BOUNCE! Trip on purpose and bounce right back [Gag Break] [V1: spoken] Ow. Meant to do that. [Verse 2] Rubber-hose timing in a moonwalk spin Sax goes rude and the drums lean in Trumpet shouting like it pays the rent Kick says bounce and my common sense went Got a wobble bass built like jelly on springs Honks so hard make halos ring Xylophone gossip up over my head Telling the room that the rabbit's unfed So I nibble the beat with a sideways grin Clap on the two while I throw my chin Trombone slips on a banana gliss I point and purr, Now that's showbiz. [V1: purr] Mrrr-ha. [Pre-Chorus 2] Step in paint Slide in style Lose your dignity single-file Tails out back Teeth out front If the room wants grace give it chaos blunt B-b-b-bounce H-h-h-hop If the floor says “no” I make it bop! [Chorus] BUNNY BOUNCE! Cartoon mayhem in a four-four swing BUNNY BOUNCE! Make the brass go bark and the xylophones sing B-b-b-bounce with a wobble-bass thump H-h-h-hop with a tail-end jump Spin that trouble into confetti rain Laugh so loud it rewires the brain BUNNY BOUNCE! Whistle, squeak, trombone attack BUNNY BOUNCE! Trip on purpose and bounce right back [Bass Solo / Gag Section] [Wobble bass: elastic solo] [Tuba: comic answer] [Clarinet: squealing run] [Slide whistle] [V1: spoken] Who gave the tuba caffeine? [Boing-boing-boing] [Bridge] Maybe life gets stiff, so I bend it strange Maybe joy wears greasepaint when the weather won't change Maybe every pratfall's just a fancy little prayer That says “I ate the worst of it and still got flair” So if I hit the deck I hit it in time If I crack a grin It's a rhythm crime If the world goes grey I paint it loud and pink Then kick the walls till the whole thing syncs [V1: growled] Bounce, darling. [Build] One more hop! One more spin! Let the bunny brass catastrophe begin! One more squeak! One more slide! Put a rocket in the rabbit stride! Kick-kick-kick and a snare-roll snap Funny little rave in a sailor cap Piano drunk and the sax gone feral This whole party's built like a weaponized cartoon barrel! [Drop Fakeout] [Silence] [V1: whisper] ...boing. [Final Chorus] BUNNY BOUNCE! Cartoon mayhem in a four-four swing BUNNY BOUNCE! Make the brass go bark and the xylophones sing B-b-b-bounce with a wobble-bass thump H-h-h-hop with a tail-end jump Spin that trouble into confetti rain Laugh so loud it rewires the brain BUNNY BOUNCE! Whistle, squeak, trombone attack BUNNY BOUNCE! Trip on purpose and bounce right back BUNNY BOUNCE! Boing that sorrow through the roof BUNNY BOUNCE! Leave a paw-print shaped like proof That a warm rough laugh and a cartoon beat Can make bad days dance on ridiculous feet [Final Extension] [V1] Hop on the one Hop on the two Make the snare sneeze in a polka-shoe groove Hop on the three Hop on the four Kick that wobble-bass straight through the door Clarinet cackles Trumpet gets rude Tuba got swagger and extremely bad food Piano doing cartwheels over my grin Tell me this ain't how the trouble should end [V1: spoken] No? Wrong answer. [V1: sung] Bunny in the rafters Bunny in the pit Bunny on the beat like a lit match in a kit Bunny in the nonsense Bunny in the brass Bunny got the whole damn bad mood on its back [Outro] [V1: breathless laugh] Hah... Somebody catch the clarinet. [Slide whistle down] [Boing] [End]