Can't Tax This(2nd Hand Drip Prime Minister Candy Flip remix)

[Intro] Hi. My name is Richmond. I pay taxes… technically. Most of it’s filed offshore, wrapped in shell companies, and my primary residence is wherever my plane lands. This ain’t evasion. It’s optimization. Let me show you how wealth becomes invisible. [Chorus] The government can’t tax this drip Assets layered, not on the grid Luxury flows through legal tricks Private equity dressed like a fit Move through trusts, they never stick Name on nothing, control’s legit Gold ain’t income, lifestyle split They chase the flex but never hit The government can’t… Tax this drip. Haha yes. [Verse 1] LLCs inside a trust, offshore moves, no need to fuss I lease my jet, don’t own my car, but still I ride like superstar Tax code printed on my socks Passive income, legal blocks My house ain’t mine it’s on the fund Try to seize it? It’s already gone My clothes expensed, I filmed a reel Content king, that write-off’s real No W-2, just K-1 plays and my accountant earns six-figure praise [Chorus] The government can’t tax this drip Legal armor, loophole kit Trust in Malta, art in Basel Offshore yacht with custom nozzle Shell by shell, I glide through gaps Board of flex, I run the maps Drip ain’t taxed when you don’t own It’s all controlled from a PO box zone The government can’t… Tax this drip. [Verse 2] My watch? A family office asset Depreciates slow, I just flash it Wine I drink? A private vault Insured by ones who never talk My lifestyle lives on company dime I invoice joy, I monetize time Lily’s vet bills? R&D That’s luxury biotech, can’t you see? My butler’s paid through FlexCo B His gloves? Branded with equity And Hedgefund’s brand? Straight trademarked Sold thousand hoodies, now that’s a mark [Bridge] I don’t hide wealth. I structure it. Control everything, own nothing. File early. Layer deep. When they knock—you're already gone. You wanna flex like Richmond? Learn tax code like it’s your side gig [Verse 3] I sit on boards, I license taste My smile’s a brand, my walk’s a case My taxes light, my lawyer’s bold They audit heat while I file cold Real estate split in Delaware names Royalties routed through Irish games Swiss accounts? Nah, too loud I keep my drip where law’s allowed No evasion—just design The flex is legal, by design And when they ask what I declare— I just point to the sky and say “Air.” The government can’t… Tax this drip. Every move's a legal script Expense the suit, deduct the sip Yacht ain’t mine, that’s Elon’s ship. The rich don’t run—they file and flip Try to chase me… enjoy the trip The government can’t… Tax this drip. [use my voice] [verse: luxuriously dirty elegantly gritty witty backwoods hard trap boss beat with hardbass infusion that gets more and more grandiose and epic as all the other sounds begin to join in] hahaha! y'all thought it was done? shit, this un right hear, it's just gettin started son! This y'alls prime ministah, comin in at the end with a few words for them government nerds so sinistah, boutta hittem with that ole fatality, flawlessly finish ya, mistah gee man, cant catch me man, cant be on the same level as the ministry man, listen here y'all, imma try and help ya understand... i refuse to play they game, i ain't even participate no more, ya see, i done gone and found myself a secret entrance, back door, on stock sales and paper trails i may appear poor, yet, I assure you, when i spread my shimmering wings of drip and take flight, i light up the night like an all iced up starship shinin so bright! I got it worked out just right, where its the funniest thing, i'm tellin y'all, is that now taxes pay me, and i spend that shit on everything! [final epic climactic chorus outro send off: drip=100%, Flex=100%] so listen here mister eff bee eye, fuckin buncha idiots, cant keep up with how high i fly, an the good ole ehy tee eff, chasin decoys till they run outta breath, an the mother fuckin inn ess ehy, not smart atall is what ya name tags should say, out here given y'all the play by play, and you still can't tax this drip no way! and lets not forget the see eye ehy, cant even gather intel on this wealth the way the drip is so goddamn stealth, and oh yea fuck them too the eye are ess, not the best, or they woulda caught it, and tried to audit, but they aint even thought it, cause they don't know a damn thing, about the multifaceted tax evasion techniques the ministry bring, we all bling all kings all ridin on diamond drip wings through the sky so so high on a ten strip trip then i candy flip just to flex on the feds who...... cant tax this drip