System starting... Loading user... Loading... Error. Okay... What was I doing? Walked into the kitchen Forgot why I came Brain buffering Please wait... Three things open Seven tabs running Someone's talking Nothing's coming Thought processing... Thought disappeared Sorry. Can you repeat that? Too many tabs Too much input Too many windows I can't shut up Processing... Processing... SYSTEM OVERLOAD. Please close some applications. ERROR FOUR-OH-FOUR. PERSON NOT FOUND. I'm right here But I'm offline SYSTEM OVERLOAD. Too much noise Too much at one time CONNECTION LOST. Try again later I'll be back online Loading... Loading... 99%... ...stuck. Read one sentence Five times through Still processing What you said to me Social battery Zero percent Brain has entered Airplane mode Had a great answer Ready to deploy Then you looked at me 404. No response. Too many tabs Too much input Notifications Won't stop popping up Processing... Processing... SYSTEM OVERLOAD. Please restart user. ERROR FOUR-O-FOUR. PERSON NOT FOUND. I'm right here But I'm offline SYSTEM OVERLOAD. Too much noise Too much at one time CONNECTION LOST. Try again later I'll be back online Running diagnostics... Checking memory... Checking connection... Checking personality... Personality detected. Oh. There I am. Maybe I'm not broken Maybe I'm overloaded Too many tabs open Too much to decode Close the windows Clear the cache Take a breath... Rebooting. ERROR FOUR-O-FOUR. PERSON NOT FOUND. I'm right here Coming back online SYSTEM OVERLOAD. Give me five minutes I'll be just fine CONNECTION RESTORED. Look at that... I'm back online. User successfully located. ...Finally.
