Yo, turn that shit down. What the fuck is that? Are you kidding me right now? I'm trying to sleep. Rubber ducks make so fucking much noise. It's a little yellow toy, why does it sound like a bomb? Squeak, squeak, squeak, in the middle of the night. Squeaking in the tub, man, this shit ain't right. Duck my life. Yeah. Fucking noise. Bounce. Squeak that. I bought it for a joke, put it on the shelf. Now the little yellow fucker squeaking by itself. Stepped on it in the dark, thought I broke my toe. Sounded like a siren at a techno show. It's a piece of plastic, filled with fucking air. Why the hell is it bouncing everywhere? Stop the noise, man, I'm losing my mind. Worst three dollars that I ever designed. Rubber ducks make so fucking much noise. Squeak, squeak, squeak, yeah, that's the only voice. Rubber ducks make so fucking much noise. I'm throwing this shit out the window. Fuck off. Yeah, bounce. Too loud. Fucking noise. Duck my life. I'm never taking a bath again. Just showers from now on.
