[intro] (spoken-word intro, dramatic whisper) Y’all… the elites don’t want you to know this… But we have numerous relevations coming out from one of our sources... who is this source?... uh... well... Charlie Kirk came to me in a dream... and told me (beat drops – aggressive, slightly off-key delivery) [verse] Space is fake and gay, baby, NASAs just a Stage filming the moon on a set paid by Rothchild's wage left the pagan cult of science, debunking Gran-Doyce Claims Check my Acco-lahds, 4 mil, they all know my game Dinos are a jewish hoax, hoping you believe 'em to sell you tickets to the natural history museum Dug 'em deep to trick the church, just ask my source in fact you don't have to, I'm always right of course [Pre-chorus] So what if you all think I'm an illiterate Propagandist coz no one got the balls to keep up with candace [Chorus] No keepin' up with the grifting master Flipping the script, nobody quips faster 4-D chess, ain't a soul that can catch her till you see her takes are all manufactured no keepin' up with her fabulous schtick Flat-earth, fake research, elaborate trick Macka-burr De-backle in a pant suit to fit Wanting so bad to see Bridget's dick (oops) (spoken word, getting smug and annoyed) "Y'all... I don't believe for a single second Andrew and Tristan are guilty... Yes I know they admitted to it... Yes, I know there's recordings... Lalalalalala..." [verse 2] Trust me when I tell ya, me and charlie were besties That's why I'm ruining his legacy to make it about me Said he travelled through time to escape the Israelis but was killed by Sumerian time pirate sentries (what?) It's the Mic, It's the wife, it's the whole C.I.A. it's a million different people on every other day It's Ukraine, It's the French, they all think they've won but the only one it isn't is the kid with the gun. [Pre-chorus] We'll get to the bottom of whoever had planned this coz none of them thought they'd have to deal with Candace [Chorus] No keepin' up with Putin's top podcaster Commie in disguise, no body can match her anything goes, conspiracy dispatcher take the cash now, don't care what comes after no keepin' up with this intellectual A psychic chick spits the ritz to the walls Rem-nishent of a saint, when she makin' the calls but Wanting so bad to see Bridget's Balls (stop) (spoken word, getting delirious, laughing and playful) Charlie was an X-Men too, I forgot to mention... he told me himself... In my dream... Was I watching Days of Future past before I fell asleep?... who said that? [bridge] 4th of july, the Boston tea party (Right?) Legitimatize the claims, hardly Compramentalize the facts smartly understanding the words, at least partly [pre-chorus] Betting all the haters in my chat just cant stand this Coz they'd never beefed with someone like Candace [Chorus] No keepin' up with the grifting master Flipping the script, nobody quips faster 4-D chess, ain't a soul that can catch her till you see her takes are all manufactured no keepin' up with her fabulous schtick Flat-earth, fake research, elaborate trick Macka-burr De-backle in a pant suit to fit Wanting so bad to see Bridget's (Shut up!) No keepin' up with Putin's top podcaster Commie in disguise, no body can match her anything goes, conspiracy dispatcher take the cash now, don't care what comes after no keepin' up with this intellectual A psychic chick spits the ritz to the walls Rem-nishent of a saint, when she makin' the calls but Wanting so bad to see Bridget's "Balls" (oops, hehehe...) (spoken outro, smug laugh) …and that’s just common sense, sweetie.
