Christmas is over!🎄

Verse 1 The tinsel's down, your trees are trash No more fighting for a parking spot Your wallet's screaming, but I don't care much 'Cause I can breathe again, that's what I got Pre-Chorus The chaos stopped, the madness ended No more elbows in my ribs Finally, I can shop like normal folks Instead of dodging through the crowds Chorus It's the best time of year when Christmas is over No more madness, I can walk down every aisle Thank God that Christmas is over It's over, it's over, yes it's over Time to face reality and count the damage done Ho ho ho, happy Pagan new year, everyone Verse 2 January bills are piling high for you Credit cards are maxed beyond belief But silence in the stores feels so divine Worth every penny for this sweet relief Pre-Chorus The chaos stopped, the madness ended No more lines around the block Finally, I can think my own thoughts Without jingle bells inside my head Chorus It's the best time of year when Christmas is over No more madness, I can walk down every aisle Thank God that Christmas is over It's over, it's over, yes it's over Time to face reality and count the damage done Ho ho ho, happy Pagan New Year, everyone Bridge They say it's the most wonderful time But honestly, I disagree Give me January's quiet calm Over December's insanity Rap Fifty percent off decorations everywhere I look Valentine's candy hitting shelves, man, that was quick No more searching for a place to put my car No more standing behind people buying gift cards No more hearing the same five songs on repeat No more pretending that I love this family, meet No more maxing out credit cards just to please Everyone who's gonna forget about it in a week Store employees finally get to take a break From dealing with Karen's holiday headache Return lines shorter than a country song Finally feels like nothing's going wrong Chorus It's the best time of year when Christmas is over No more madness, I can walk down every aisle Thank God that Christmas is over It's over, it's over, yes it's over Time to face reality and count your damage done Ho ho ho, happy Pagan new year, everyone Solo La da da da da, ba ba ba ba Jingle jangle jingle but backwards now Fa la la la la but in reverse somehow Da da da dum, the quiet has begun Chorus It's the best time of year when Christmas is over No more madness, I can walk down every aisle Thank God that Christmas is over It's over, it's over, yes it's over Time to face reality and count the damage done Ho ho ho, happy Pagan new year, everyone. Ho ho ho, Yes, it's over