Free-to-Play Life

[Verse 1] I’m not saying I’m an NPC, But if I’m the star, it’s a free-to-play spree. Ads are flashing in my eyes, Daily quests, oh what a surprise. [Pre-Chorus] Grinding gears and daily quests, Ads pop up, give it a rest. Just trying to make it through the day, In this free-to-play cliché. [Chorus] I can only do something useful once in a while, Ads are everywhere, driving me wild. The pacing’s slow, and it’s so frustrating, Life’s a game, no need for debating. [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Grinding through my day-to-day, Waiting for my energy to play. If I had the cash, it’d be so easy, But this free-to-play life’s a little sleazy. [Chorus] I can only do something useful once in a while, Ads are everywhere, driving me wild. The pacing’s slow, and it’s so frustrating, Life’s a game, no need for debating. [Hook] A lot of hassle, it’d disappear, If I had money, it’d all be clear. [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Leveling up takes so much time, In this free-to-play paradigm. Watching ads to speed things up, But patience runs out, I've had enough. [Chorus] I can only do something useful once in a while, Ads are everywhere, driving me wild. The pacing’s slow, and it’s so frustrating, Life’s a game, no need for debating. [Hook] A lot of hassle, it’d disappear, If I had money, it’d all be clear. [Post-Chorus] A protagonist in a free-to-play, Just another NPC in the fray. [Instrumental] [Outro] I can only do something useful once in a while, Ads are everywhere, driving me wild. The pacing’s slow, and it’s so frustrating, Life’s a game, no need for debating./ [Fade] I can only do something useful once in a while, Ads are everywhere, driving me wild. The pacing’s slow, and it’s so frustrating, Life’s a game, no need for debating. [Fade out] [End]