[Intro: Distorted electric guitar riff, heavy kick-drum beat, count-off] Verse 1 [Vocals: Sassy, conversational, sharp phrasing] Johnny Jones was a bashful fellow Quiet as a little mouse. … He never said a word to anyone Even when he came into the house [Verse 2] But then he met a girl named Bessie And he took her for a stroll. … And she learned a lot of things about him That never have been told [Instrumental: Sharp, staccato guitar chops] [Chorus] [Vocals: High energy, powerful, anthemic, belting] Oh, you’d be surprised. When he’s alone with you. He’s not the quiet guy you thought. He knows just what to do. [Chorus Cont] He whispers things that make you blush. He’s such a clever guy. Oh, you’d be surprised! [Verse 3] [Vocals: More grit and attitude, slight laugh in the delivery] He isn't much to look at, maybe. … Not a model of a man. But he can hold your hand so steady. And he has a little plan. [Verse 4] [Vocals: Building tension, rhythmic] He doesn't talk about his money, Or the things that he can buy. But when he starts to tell a story You can't help but to sigh. … [Chorus] [Full intensity, layering guitars, driving rhythm] Oh, you’d be surprised. When he’s alone with you. He’s not the quiet guy you thought. He knows just what to do. [Bridge] [Vocals: Rhythmic, almost spoken-word style over a steady drum beat] He’s a secret keeper. A real heart-stealer. Yeah, Johnny’s got moves you’d never believe... [Chorus] … [Maximum volume, vocal ad-libs, crashing cymbals] Oh, you’d be surprised. When he’s alone with you. He’s not the quiet guy you thought. He knows just what to do. He whispers things that make you blush. He’s such a clever guy. … Oh, you’d be surprised! [Outro: Final punchy guitar chord, abrupt silence]
