I’m Gonna Marry Santa Claus

[Verse 1] I’m just a shy, simple kitchen girl, (Spoken) That’s right! Bakin’ cookies in a peppermint palace hall, Got my red boots shined, my mistletoe charm, I’ll jingle that bell ‘til I’m in his arms. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, that jolly man with the silver beard, When he says “Ho ho ho,” my heart gets weird. [Chorus] I’m gonna marry Santa Claus, Wrap him up in tinsel, just because. I’ll steal a kiss ‘neath the Christmas lights, And sleigh my way through snowy nights! Yeah, I’m gonna marry Santa Claus — No reindeer games, just Christmas love. [Verse 2] I traded my Chihuahua for a husky dog, Better match for him in a winter walk He’s got the belly, I’ve got the ass, Oh Santa, "will you be my Santa claus?" [Pre-Chorus] When he chuckles low, I lose control, That belly laugh could warm my soul. [Chorus] I’m gonna marry Santa Claus, Wrap him up in tinsel, just because. I’ll steal a kiss ‘neath the Christmas lights, And sleigh my way through snowy nights! Yeah, I’m gonna marry Santa Claus — No reindeer games, just Christmas love. [Bridge] Mrs. Claus can pack her bags, I’ll hang my name on all his tags. He’ll check his list, and check it twice — And find my name ‘cause I’ve been nice… mostly! [Spoken with sass] Come on, Rudolph — fire up that sleigh, Mama’s movin’ to the North Pole today! [Final Chorus] I’m gonna marry Santa Claus, Kiss him ‘til my lipstick’s lost. We’ll deck the halls and toast the night, To Christmas love that feels so right! Yeah, I’m gonna marry Santa Claus — Forever mine in velvet and gloss.