Don't Get Hurt (But You Will) v4 with emojis (Remastered)

[(Parody of “outsider music” charm.)] [(style: disjointed, cringe, bizarre, mellifluous, mysterious, funky, unusual, aggressive, carnival, haunted)] [(Instrumentation: synth bowed banjo, singing saw, stylophone, bucket drum, Technics KN2000, kazoo, melodica, symphonic orchestra.)] [Verse 1] [(spoken word, awkward tone, 100 BPM, C Major)] Watch out, watch out, don't slip and fall ⚛️ [(stumble over words)] I'm trying to warn you, but I'm about to take a call 📞 From my friend who hurt himself trying to be cool 😎 [(off-key singing, 110 BPM, G Major)] Now he's in a cast, and his dance moves are cruel 💔 [Chorus] [(disjointed dance beat starts, 120 BPM, E Minor)] Don't get hurt, don't get hurt, it's a dangerous night 🔮 [(clash cymbals)] But you're gonna get hurt, and it's gonna feel just right 😈 [Verse 2] [(stuttering, 90 BPM, A Minor)] I-I tried to save you, but I tripped and fell 🤦‍♂️ Now we're both hurting, and our dance moves are hell 🔥 We're stumbling around, like we're in a trance 🌀 Trying to avoid pain, but we're taking a chance [(awkward pause)] [Chorus] [(repeat disjointed dance beat, 120 BPM, E Minor)] Don't get hurt, don't get hurt, it's a dangerous night 🎭 [(clash cymbals again)] But you're gonna get hurt, and it's gonna feel just right 😈 [Bridge] [(slow, eerie melody, 80 BPM, F Major)] We're dancing on the floor, but we're limping in pain 🕺 [(whispering)] Trying to avoid the beat, but it's driving us insane 🤯 We're singing out of tune, but we're screaming in delight 🎶 We're causing a commotion, in the dark of the night 🌌 [Rap Section] [(fast-paced, off-beat rapping, 140 BPM, G Minor)] Yo, listen up, I'm the king of the floor 🌀 But I just tripped and fell, and I can't find my score 📝 [(stuttering)] I-I'm rapping out of beat, my rhymes are all wrong 😂 But I'm feeling the vibe, all day long 🎵 [(Pig squeals!)] [End]