*SLURRRRRRRP* *POP* I, SISSYkuna-sama, FRAUD of the Modern Day Era humbly kneels to: Fire Extinguisher-sama, my savior who bailed me out from getting my behind painted purple. GOATjo-sama, the honored one and my master who I shall never become stronger than. Gege-sama, my one and only true love and other master who gave me the ASSPULL I needed to beat GOATjo. Yuji-sama my LORD and VESSEL who eternally lives rent free in my sissy brain and is DESTROYING me with his SOUL PUNCHES. Mahoraga-sama, who has bailed me out from jobbing time and time again, and has adapted to my lust. Higurama-sama, whose domain would have FINISHED me if not for Gege-sama (Peace be upon him) bailing me out with my JOBBER cursed tool asspull Yuta-sama who forced me to use Hollow Wicker Basket to protect my fragile JOBBER butthole from Rika. Maki-sama my SUPERIOR who TANKED my TWO (2) FRAUD FLASH and beat the shit out of me so hard I started being into femdom almost as much as I am into men. Uraume-chan, for saving me from Hakari-dono and who I will call forth for assistance the MOMENT I feel like i'm going to lose. THROUGHOUT THE HEAVENS AND EARTH, I ALONE AM THE FRAUDULENT ONE
