✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ 🎶 We've built a German-speaking community for Suno artists! 🎶 We're the *StorytellerZ* – and you can find us on Discord: 👉 https://discord.gg/storytellerz ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ © 2025 by XxSp1derxX. Unauthorized use or duplication of these lyrics and music is prohibited. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [voice: male_female_duet, mood: dramatic, danceable, ironic] [instrumental: 90s eurodance synths, heavy bass, drum machine, choir stabs] [Instrumental-Intro] [intro: dramatic whisper] What is Schlong… Tell me… [verse 1: male, serious tone] Every night, I lie awake, Thinking 'bout that twisted fate. You said “it’s just a phase, don’t worry,” But now I'm lost in Schlong-History. [pre-chorus: female, soft] You gave me hope, you gave me cheer, But now it’s Schlong that I fear. [chorus: both, big harmony] What is Schlong? Baby, don’t schlong me! Don’t schlong me… No more! What is Schlong? Tell me why you schlonged me! You schlonged me… Too hardcore! [verse 2: male, more intense] You wore that reindeer hat in June, Danced alone to Christmas tunes. I brought the punch, you spiked it twice, Then whispered: “Schlong is paradise.” [pre-chorus: female, echo FX] It started sweet, it ended wrong, Now every beat screams “What is Schlong?” [chorus: both, double tempo] What is Schlong? Baby, don’t schlong me! Don’t schlong me… No more! What is Schlong? Why'd you schlong so freely? Completely… On the floor! [bridge: breakbeat drop, spoken] This isn’t love. This is… Schlong. [final chorus: rave mode, crowd chant FX] What is Schlong? Baby, don’t schlong me! Don’t schlong me… I’m sore! What is Schlong? Can’t believe you schlonged me! And called it... Yulecore! [outro: synth fade, whisper] Schlong… is not a season. It’s a lifestyle. [End]
