[VERSE 1] [FEMALE VOCAL] He's got his fork... and his knife... Lined up with the edge of the table. He looks like he's... planning his life... To be as... "functionally stable." He blinked... seven times... in a row. I counted. I like to play games. He's a fascinating... little... "No." He's a list of very serious names. He's a button-down shirt... tucked in... twice. He's a glass of water... with no ice. He's the color "beige"... but... precise! And he's... really... (giggles) ...quite... nice? [CHORUS] [FEMALE VOCAL] Oh! He's an interesting kind of art! He's a statue that's scared of a breeze! He's a beautifully broken-in part Of a machine that's forgotten its "please"! The app said "a 100 percent" And I thought it was just a big lie But... I'm... kinda... glad that he's sent! He's the most adorable, terrified guy! Ba-da-ba-dum... what a specimen! Doo-doo-doo... him again! [VERSE 2] [FEMALE VOCAL] I asked him to "taste the color blue." He looked like his brain was on fire. I'm not sure what he's going to do As the... tension... gets... higher and higher. He keeps checking his... very clean... watch. As if "time" is a thing he can... "win." This whole date is a... beautiful... botch. I just... wonder... where... do I begin? I stole all his bread. He just... froze. It's... adorable... I suppose. [CHORUS] [FEMALE VOCAL] Oh! He's an interesting kind of art! He's a statue that's scared of a breeze! He's a beautifully broken-in part Of a machine that's forgotten its "please"! The app said "a 100 percent" And I thought it was just a big lie But... I'm... kinda... glad that he's sent! He's the most adorable, terrified guy! Ba-da-ba-dum... what a specimen! [BRIDGE] [FEMALE VOCAL] I thought "compatibility" Was a... really... dull... word. I thought... "stability" Was the... saddest... sound... I'd... heard. But... he's... not... dull. He's just... full. Full of... lists... and... alarms... and... straight lines. And I want to... mess up... his... designs. I'm a mess! He's... precise! ...Maybe... that's... what... the... app... defines? [OUTRO] [FEMALE VOCAL] He just built a small fort... out of... salt. No... wait... that's just... sugar... okay. He's... claiming the... date... is... at... "fault." And... he's... getting... all... ready... to... pay. He thinks this... is... over. He thinks... he... can... "flee." Oh, you sweet... little... organized... clover. You... have... no... idea... ...about... me.
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