[Intro] [distorted electric guitar riff, rapid double-kick drums] [Verse 1] [shouted male vocals] I woke up this morning with a terrible thought I wonder what expensive shit I haven't destroyed There's a bus on the corner looking boring as hell So I kicked in the windows and I laughed when they fell [cymbal crash] [Chorus] [full band intensity, growled vocals] Police sirens! Time to go! Open portal! Oh my fucking god! Smash! Break it all apart! Smash! Now we're having fun! Windows, cars, and yachts, I'll wreck the fucking lot If it looks expensive then it better fucking run! [Verse 2] [palm-muted guitar riff] Look at that car, what a beautiful thing Shiny little status symbol with a very nice wing I'll wait till the owner turns his back for a sec Then I'll smash the fucking bonnet and pull out of the wreck! [vocal growl] There's a yacht on the water, is that really gold? Oh, this is getting interesting, let's see how much it holds! [Chorus] Smash! Break it all apart! Smash! Now we're having fun! Windows, cars, and yachts, I'll wreck the fucking lot If it looks expensive then it better fucking run! [Bridge] [half-time drum feel, sustained guitar chords] I don't need a reason, I don't need a cause I see something standing and I suddenly have claws A statue? Fuck it! A fountain? Why not? A brand new limousine? Give me everything you've got! [tempo accelerates] Then the sirens start screaming and the blue lights arrive I open up a portal and I'm already gone They think they've caught me, they think I'm cornered Then I step out behind them! Your patrol car is boring! [Guitar Solo] [fast shredding, wah-wah effect, double-time drums] [Outro] [shouted vocals] Smash the door! Smash the table! Break the floor! Someone asks me why I do it Because I fucking can! [vocal scream] Smash! Break it all apart! Smash! Now we're having fun! Plus boats, shops, and buses, I'll wreck the fucking lot You can call the fucking police but you'll never catch me! Smash! Hear the metal scream! Smash! What a lovely sound! If you leave it unattended I'll probably tear it down [music stops abruptly] Ooh, is that a new building? [final guitar chord, cymbal crash]
